werefreeatlast @ werefreeatlast @lemmy.world

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What moves MTG forward is that little Jesus cross. It wants to fly away from her herpes skin grafts. If it could talk it would say "the power of Chris compels! Chris where you at buddy! Take me off her neck!" I don't known how Chris is, autocorrect put that on there.

Totally... Help them buy a house! Yeah! They think they own the house but here's what you do...invest $50 on land and build of a house for a slav...citizen thru bank #1 which you own. Then buy the house later with bank #2. Yeah you'll pay a little more, like $65, but then you sell it back to another foo..citizen for $200. In the future, you children will be selling houses back to the citizens millions! No the stupi...citizens don't know they don't actually own the house. They totally think they own the house! Oh and get this! If your house needs repair, just sell it to a fixed upper couple or contractor! They will fix it for you and then pass it off at a profit to another citizen. You get a cut!. Every transaction, you get a cut!!!

Start? I though this was ending the market. If I could travel in time to 1882/1896, I would explain it to the founding slave owners like this: basically you tell people to invest, they give you all their money and as soon as they're about to retire, just tell them the markets lost so you can keep the money! Yeah, they think they're free and we do have personal flying vehicles now.

Cookies! Where tha cookies!

With teeth like that you don't even need an opener. You just stick it in between there, give it a twist and pop! You got refreshing cold beer!

I feel for you! In a few decades, we we recover, we should go have a drink....of rain water. I assume rain water goes thru cheap wooden boxes.

I'm.losing another 10 for sure if not all. I need to invest in a building tour. It has to be at least 5 stories tall. Can you jump from lady liberty these days? I need something without safety nets...you know for photography. Like maybe I'll take a selfie.

Its 6 am on a Monday. I'll be going to work for another 8 hours of my life to make absolutely nothing compared with all the money I'm gonna be losing.

Or maybe let's guess how much we're gonna be losing this week! I hear there's more fun the orange stain wants to have this week.

LOL I got poor grammar.

I know, when is the next one? One is not enough. Apparently these guys need us to watch everything they do. Like two year olds but evil and nazi.

Gotta have his name on his shirt just in case he forgets it.

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for a surprise bday protest. Imagine everyone doing as expected one minute and then suddenly all the signs for freedom of speech expression go up in glorious unison! The bigliest bday protest ever!

Holy fucking shit! This is it! I've had it! WTF!!!!!!!

When is the next protest?!

Holy flying fucking Jesus!

Carlos is only 4'5"!

My name is Giovanni Georgio. But everybody calls me Georgio.

A monkey could do better than that!

Loved automobiles with 4 wheels? Chinese cars have 13! In your face suckers!

Maybe this is it?

Like I bought into my current house mortgage at $500k. Now I've seen a few houses down the road finish building... Mid city in Kenmore WA, for 2.4million. Okay great! I can barely afford my place, how can anyone dream of getting into a 2.4 million dollar house if they're not the CEO of something or another? My neighborhood has a mechanic, a teacher, a juice maker, a nurse. Like that's the people here and they don't have 2.4million. Their kid's kid's might one day buy a school book for 2.4 million and look at how cheap houses were today. But not us, now.

So is this it? Does the market caput and the government just pays off all our loans in a big reset moment? Then everyone starts selling their house back to reasonable money like 200k or 300k?

Please, oh please do or do not research in Chinese. I'm too old to give a flying fuck. But it would be hilarious if suddenly the world had to learn Chinese to be able to use the research results.

But little fatty is just a pure translation. It actually just means something closer to "thick" as in "that tortilla is a little thick"..."esa tortilla esta gordita....hey! Ya se! Porque no les ponemos "gorditas"! Vale?" "Orale compadre, entonces ya quedamos, son gorditas! Son o estan? Son! Luego que tal si algun pendejo en China No's traduce a estan y empiesan a discriminar? No no, son gorditas. Okay pies, entonces so gorditas y ya OK? Ok! Porque cabrones dices OK? Quiero decir que estoy de acuerdo contigo. Today la genre dice okay!