Married almost makes it worse, that means she chose to be named shart, at least her SO had little choice
If you're not married to playing 5e, Pathfinder has an amazing beginner box that slowly introduces the ruleset. Then you have the benefit of an open source system with the full srd online in an official source.https://paizo.com/pathfinder/beginnerbox
Just fyi, I'm your huckleberry is most definitely a quote from Tombstone, big mouth was probably referencing that
Married almost makes it worse, that means she chose to be named shart, at least her SO had little choice