Looking out the window of a popo mobile? ;)
I'm with you on how boring new cars are, no matter how much they cost. A bentley is a hyundai genesis is a honda civic.
My tribal, sullen and fanatic loyalty is to Chicken Annie's. I know not this colonel. Me against my brother, my brother and I against my cousin, my cousin, my brother and I against a stranger without the recipe.
Be as non non credible as you can- are the militias actually controlling parts of Aleppo? If so, is it control like "Russian control of their own borders" OR "Ukraine's control of the territory they seize and hold from Russia"?
Are you "Dawn of Freedom" or "Suppression of Disorder"? It's a ballroom blitz from Hell.