You're fun, but this is NCD, it's all military defense jokey jokes. The only civilian defense we take seriously is Mr. Park and the Roof Koreans. You're not really here, with these filthy rave babies, to persuade them not to join the military? It's far too late for many commenters here, they already have bad knees and a discharge in their rearview mirrors. Try to get some perspective on your audience before you start your Ted Talk.
I am in flyover country in America, friend's timezone was 12 am at the time of my realization that the coup had flopped. He lives roughly 2 hours north of Seoul. I don't think he's a Nork hacker, he will happily repeat, "Kim Jong Un is an idiot".
I was messaging a friend living north of Seoul with questions about it when I realized, it's 12:00 a.m. there and he is farging sleeping. This must be close to a nothingburger.
A 3 hour coup started by President Yoon, who had a psychotic break when someone official started investigating his wife. My money is on her doing a Lady Macbeth... "Declare martial law, prove you're a real man, don't ask where I got those Prada bags.."
Source: am Shakespeare expert
Hey, if you have a shit connection, you can watch that frame by frame and really savor it! For once, peasant life works in my favor. 🎶Hay rakes UP and they stay UP 🎶
Numbah one rule of remaining a dictator: never leave your country for any reason. Send your family and retainers on a "vacation" with bearer bonds, bags of cocaine and uncut diamonds, but don't leave.
😎 Yeeaahhhh