verity_kindle @ verity_kindle @sh.itjust.works

the baddest Catholic housewife inna world

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Do not bruise the tomatoes,please.

Do not bruise the tomato.

I never wanted to see anyone's body hair outlined in water, but seeing Assad's feels especially wraaahhhnhg. I'm nauseated. I need cleansing...where can I find it?

It's realigning slowly, but it is getting better. No one else has noticed that SyriaBob has long gloves and a sweatshirt? I would love to see a shot of the whole costume, it looks hand made.

I like how the toad seems sort of focused, constipated and angry.

Riiiight...we can trust our people to choose Maoism over hot singles in their area.

o7

Dedicated to leg day, skips chin day. The only way you get a face shaped like that is some kind of pituitary imbalance, holy shit.

Spiritual failure, not a tactical failure.

Sir, the memes are banking out of the rising sun.

Nah, it's been that kind of year. Bye 2024, you were a real Felicia. ⛓️

Well done crust! Get it right, Mr. Caesar!

It's ok, that's just the code to the pizza place outside the Pentagon to send extra sauce.

Thanks!

A warm water port in Alaska...this'll get you tenure, Lyinmadov.

They just didn't get up at 4 am enough or have enough chicken and broccoli shakes.

Ooh dang, love it. John Bull on the very edge, love the details of each character's clothing.

The Yosi-MAHTAH Brigade of True Believers could hold Syria. They'd have a Six Flags and a Bass Pro by 2026. Let's hope and pray that Sam can lead the martyrs to victory there soon.

Wasting ammo is a sin. It's worse than wasting good beer, but not as bad as wasting meat. Source: my cosmology.

Too credible.