Fair point. No soldier could spend enough time in the crappy post gym to look anything like that, even if there were no piss tests or weight tapes to avoid.
You only have to be average at your job on the left, to scare the shit out of the steroid/HGH addicts on the right. You can do so much in 8 hours. How many hours can they keep running?
I heard that Ded Moroz quit using a flying sleigh after a...bird strike....in 1987. Now, he has to trudge through the snow in felt boots, like a rookie. He never complains. His bag is full of reindeer turds.
Merry Christmas! For us, Christmas lasts until the Feast of the Purification of the Blessed Virgin Mary on Feb. 2nd. Hope you and your chibi get a break soon.
I always hyperfocus on the base image and my reaction of "Get your sweaty boogerhooks off her and go get her a cold drink, it's the least you could do, before she disassociates and snaps your neck."
HOWSOMOEVER, the meme elevates this greatly. Maybe as she reached out to end it, he instead fell backwards over a railing and plunged to his death.
