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  • Real "I can't be racist towards a race that no longer exists" energy.

  • We call that the gulf special!

  • GONK

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  • They ping ponged around in Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy, I remember there was a way to eviscerate folks on an early Movie Battles map using a Gonk and force lightning.

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  • This sounds like a CK2 event for the satanic secret society.

    "On their journeys some of your brothers and sisters under Satan stumbled upon a goat with strange forward facing eyes. As the blade pierced the animals heart it is consumed by a sulphurous fire."

    "Why did I hear screaming?"

    "A few minutes into cleaning the ritual room a vibrant rainbow of fires and smells burst forth upon the ritual dias taking several of your brothers. As the fire clears you see the goat has returned with small yellow squares of paper attached via adhesive to the goat. They are all signed by different gods and demons."

    "This raises many questions." (+3 diplomacy)

  • At the very least that sounds like a good use for the front slots in a modern computer case, as you said allow hot swapping and it'd be a pretty good system for games in particular.

  • Doesn't shit like this happen because Japan or some other country requires physical media back ups on floppy?

  • Stalin kept trying to kill Tito, also a bunch of boring economic shit.

  • Weirdly enough that was largely the most negligible effect, most of the ones that were absorbed were revanchists not ideological Nazis. While we can debate the morals of dead men they weren't the worst of the worst, those were left in Germany or fled to South America and Apartheid Africa. Most of the ones absorbed just really wanted to fuck over the Soviets, which at the time was also the goal of NATO and Yugoslavia.

  • Wait I thought Buddhism was technically an atheistic religion, with the exception being the more syncretized branch offs? Kinda in the same weird area and Neo-platonic philosophy.

  • Depending on internals it doesn't even necessarily need to be an arrest, just something that requires a report. My local PD apparently needs an incident report done within 12 hours of said incident taking place, this could be as simple as checking on a weird noise and finding a cat.

  • Sure but it sits way too high on his head, this is something specific to this particular dipshit. Fuck even when Trump himself wears the dipshit hat it fits better.

  • A lighter, a bottle of acceleratent, and a carton of salt. Won't kill him directly but between the pain and inevitable infection he will wish for death.

    Pulled this one from my ancestor, though he just kicked that priest into a fire and then poured a bag of curing salt onto him but more or less the same method.

  • This is just stupid enough to be believable, mind you I think he is less intelligent than labatomized cockroach but point still stands.

  • Hey now thats unfair to the Romans, they had whole mock naval battles in the coliseum in Rome. We have football and soccer, which in my opinion is far far less interesting. Give me a full on recreational of the Nevada and have is slug it out with the Bismarck, if we are going to recreate Roman blood sports give it to us in full!

  • The problem is that the hats technically sit correctly, so I think he just has a weird head. Though it could also be a sensory thing since he has had a lot of work done including hair plugs so maybe it's something to do with that?

    IDK maybe I should stop over analyzing a fascist I wish to scalp.

  • This is unrelated but why the fuck does every hat Musk wears look like it's like 2 sizes too small? Like I've got a big head and a proper hat settles like right on my brow, meanwhile with Musk it's like 2/3rds up his fucking forehead.

  • It also captures the raw dumbass energy of that dog perfectly, you know that good boy has no conception of a screen door and has barreled through at least one. I want to pet him.

  • Oh no I was referring to cutting pennies into halves and quarters, then putting them into 12 gauge shells.