underwatermagpies @ underwatermagpies @aussie.zone

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4/10

I'm thinking of anyone brave/silly enough to go camping this weekend. I'll be outside for a bit tomorrow and that'll be quite enough.

But how did you survive lockdowns with no packages??

I think the universe is telling you that you need to buy Emergency Cheese.

5/10

Oh shit. I'm so sorry.

I'm also having a seafood feast for dinner

(It's sardines on toast)

Happy birthday! 🎂🧀🍤🦪

10/12, feeling reasonably smug

I went to make a cup of tea and my favourite mug just went 'crack' right through when I poured the boiling water in. And then the water was coming out the bottom somewhere.

It's probably 20 years old. Very sad. I have a million mugs (I think they breed in the cupboard) but only a handful of 'good' ones which are my go-tos for tea.

No work, just pats.

I'm good at knots. It has very little real-world application. But if you need to lash sticks together to make dodgy camping furniture, or to make a long rope shorter without cutting it, hit me up.

Neunundneunzig Luftballoons is a banger.

I flu shotted last week, covid was today. All good so far.

It's hard to type with those little fingers.

Damaging and destructive winds are coming through tomorrow arvo. It's already getting a bit windy. Batten down your hatches.

You're just saving them from getting stale.

Yay! I hope little kitty likes having her photo taken, we're going to need pictures 😻

I read this as a teenager and it's really stayed with me.

Oh that's awful. I'm so sorry. Take care of yourself.

8/10