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ummthatguy @ ummthatguy @lemmy.world
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Sorry boys

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    • From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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  • Warranted. I'll use something less jarring next time.

    • From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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  • In fairness, I could have picked a more legible font. There's plenty of other snazzy art deco type faces to choose from the next time I want to point out and share some misery.

    • I'm ollllddd

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    • Feelin' the Spirit... from a respectable distance

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  • With the bible, duh.

    • Feelin' the Spirit... from a respectable distance

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  • I'm talking about boneheads waiting at an intersection with enough room for a bus in front of them. Then, when the light does change with me 6 or so cars back, I can't even get through. Doesn't help that most people have terrible reaction timing.

    • Feelin' the Spirit... from a respectable distance

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  • Turns up volume to 11

    • It's time to stop

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    • It's time to stop

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    • The perfect offspring

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  • Adipose.

    • Typical player mindset

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    • Just me and the boys

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  • ♫ Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time

    I feel alive

    And the world, I'll turn it inside out, yeah

    And floating around in ecstasy, so

    (Don't stop me now)

    (Don't stop me)

    'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time ♫

    • Rude!

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  • ♫ Before the cream sits out too long

    You must whip it ♫

    • Just me and the boys

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    • Yep

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    • 2026 here I come

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  • In the year 2525, if man is still alive...

    If woman can survive, they may find...

    • So close!

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  • I tend toward pork spare ribs, though I've done some runs with shrimp.

    • So close!

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  • That kinda looks like sinigang, a Filipino sour soup.

    • You mean it gets worse?

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    • If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this

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    Maybe money DOES grow on trees! You don't know!
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    "Take the roof of their mouths, give nothing back" - Captain Crunch
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    It's no trebuchet, but it'll get you up there
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    I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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    Gotta get that Crimson Nirnroot somehow
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    Day's never finished...
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    "'Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?" - Will Ferrell (Step Brothers)
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    ♬ More Than A Woman ♬ intensifies

    [♬ More Than A Woman ♬ intensifies]
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    But you said, "bitch," though?
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    It's your father, Marty! Something's gotta be done about him!
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    Alt title: "Your very own brand new camel! Watch out, they spit!"
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    The Waffle House Index is unaffected by petty thievery
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    What cheese best evokes "rip and tear"?
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    Your brother can't take a hint!
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    Agro!
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    Yipee Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon
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    "Florida, you don't get to judge others when your state motto is 'If Darwin was right, we wouldn't be here.'"—Jon Stewart
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    Dammit, now we don’t look cool!
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    I didn't hate accidents enough
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    Zardos or: How I Learned to Stopped Worrying and Love 'merica