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I love clubbing!

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  • There's a lot going for this particular club (liking the inclusion of sprouts). However, I believe we can all agree that the bread used has reached "Captain Crunch" levels of palate damage.

    • Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏

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  • Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

    • But Ma Couch!

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    • Finally someone who can pronunce it

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  • Thanks for finding that comment meme a good home.

    • Sacrifices must be made for the greater good

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    • Moth is right there

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    • Charlotte is exhausted from a grueling day in the purr mines

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    • Reddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify users

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  • That is perhaps the only orb I care not to ponder.

    • Dune game

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    • What's your useless skill?

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  • This goes beyond financial viability. For the sake of shared trivia amongst strangers, does anyone know the connection? I'm not very familiar with the former, but I'm fairly versed in Seinfeld.

    • Is Man not entitled to the Thiccccc of his brow?

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  • Mostly wanted to make the "Would you kindly" joke, but still. Thanks.

    • Is Man not entitled to the Thiccccc of his brow?

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  • Would you kindly direct me toward said "thicc thighs"?

    Edit: typo

    • Now I want a Lion King Courtroom Drama

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    • It's good work

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  • Joke aside, likely ignorance on their part.

    • It's good work

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  • Pretty esoteric, for sure. Probably a couple people in the writing pool backed it and the powers that be just let it go as it's not pushing any buttons on the surface.

    • It's good work

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  • Also the Burger of the day.

    • life is like a hurricane

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  • "Shhh, you two. The intro's on!"

    • Post your favorite frogs.

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  • "I'm not not licking toads."

    • God needs a miracle

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  • Getting flashes of Time Bandits.

    • Be excellent to each other

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    I bet Lurch is a tender lover
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    A parSec is a meaSuRe Of distance, nOt tiMe!
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    Seems a bit unnecessary, but hey, when you're in lust
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    Where's Catatafish when you need him?
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    I was like, "Emilio."
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    ♬ Well, you don't know what we can find, Why don't you come with me, little girl, On a magic carpet ride ♬
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    ♬ I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town, there's no need to be unhappy. ♬
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    "Don't tell me what I can't do!" - John Locke (Lost)
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    Care for a round of night frolf by the cooling towers?
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    Can he withstand the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him closer?
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    If you don't follow American football, this is what's happening right now
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    "I love you Dr. Zaius!" - Troy McClure
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    Look, I know what I've got and I could curse you for a thousand years
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    Them Hardly Boys are at it again
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    Hold on to your butts
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    "Me, the Joker, king of the surf and all the surfers. Then, Gotham City! Later, the world!"
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    "Well, go ahead. Do your worst!" - Homer Simpson
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    Check out David Cop-a-feel over here
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    "Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure." - Kirk Lazarus
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    What'd you do this time?!