troybot [he/him] @ troybot @midwest.social

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Shinzo Abe was assassinated.with a doohickey made out of a wood board and metal conduit pipes wrapped up in electrical tape

The CEOs get a false sense of security and are lured out of hiding. Then the real killer guns down another one. Rinse and repeat.

It was midnight and they had to physically fight their way into the building. 190 making it in to vote is a strong showing.

Wonder if there's a way to extract the iodine to avoid getting high blood pressure from eating fistfuls of salt

Ooh I'll play. Australia?

Ariandrthe Girandt

Apply directly to the forehead!

And you'd think a simple solution is just leave out the hyphen when you put you name in, but that can also lead to problems when the system is looking for a 100% perfect match.

And good luck if they need to scan the barcode on your ID.

No they list the ingredients on the front of the box. Fruit and Loops.

The art department came up with this spooky graphic and then they had to put out an article to go with it

Wicconana forever

How is it even a surprise? Racism is the entire platform of Trump's campaign.

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif

And the cops execute the warrant at the wrong address, unloading all their rounds into him because he's wearing a hoodie while playing with a toy gun in a public park in Cleveland.

Yeah Kamala did something potentially inappropriate once so we better put her under the microscope. Meanwhile Trump literally got people killed on January 6 but that's just what he does so no big deal I guess.

hope you and the kids are well Gerald has hemroids xoxoxo

Actually he's referring to Vudu, the movie streaming app.

Why does Bill look like Gru?

Danny Devito

Plot twist: saltesc is the real tree cone fugitive and they just pinned their crimes on a rival stuntman