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Brain might be out of line, but he is not wrong

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  • The Rehearsal, was Nathan Fielder's follow-up to Nathan For You

    • Unholy alliance

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  • I actually did this once and there's a reason I only did it the one time. Ruined a perfectly good cheese pizza.

    • The only Super Hero movie they won't make

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  • Wasn't the fifth element love? The Paneteers already had heart.

    • Coming down...

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    • Trump ‘definitively’ looking at Canada becoming U.S. state: Premier Furey

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  • The US declared war on drugs and drugs won

    • I did my best…

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  • Judging by the picture the slice is done in a spiral which results in two Mobius bagels

    • You know what Mega Man needs? A gun and the face of a middle-aged smoker.

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    • Middle school students hold walkout during Hegseth visit to US base in Germany

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  • You're thinking of Matt Gaetz. I know it's easy to get them confused. Pete is the guy who has to blow into a breathalyzer to start his car.

    • Since America's namesake Amerigo Vespucci was an immigrant, what should the United States of America be renamed to? (no wrong answers)

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  • Never fight uphill, me boys!

    • Of course it’s a coup

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  • Honestly with all the confusion, just print a wallet sized picture of Kobasu to flash and say you're conducting an official DOGE audit.

    • YSK: This May Have Been Auto-Installed on Your Device Recently

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  • Same here, so I did a Google search for it and the results had a link to the app in the Play store. Navigating there shows me it was already installed.

    • US set to unveil Trump plan to end Ukraine war

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  • The US will take long term ownership of Ukraine and turn it into "the Riviera of Eastern Europe"

    • Federal employees told to remove pronouns from email signatures by end of day

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  • From now on flashpanda must to refer to flashpanda in third person like Solomon Grundy.

    • The surprises found just moving a mattress

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  • It's like reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics

    • Gym Rule

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  • Well it a Coca-Cola brand so the name is probably the least insidious thing about it

    • Rule

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  • Is that SammyClassicSonicFan???

    • When they tell you "oh of course it's safe" they are lying

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  • Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

    • This oddly makes sense

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  • They did transmutation on a grape

    • Evil

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  • Knowing IBM, probably something to do with Nazis

    • Coder wrote a bug so bad security guards wanted a word

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  • It's like Superman III