toy_boat_toy_boat @ toy_boat_toy_boat @lemmy.world

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still one of the best music videos of the 21st century so far

i can't hear you over this gorgeous phallus-shaped meat loaf i'm about to devour orally.

edit - didn't know it went so well with mayo

nah, back then you still had to wear your pantaloons

it just sounds like you have an unconventional relationship with your gardener

"okay google i need you to tell me what chatgpt says about what reddit thinks about this recipe"

REDDIT PRO HACK

when i was a kid, my mom used to tie my mitts to a string of yarn that she'd run between the arms of my coat so i wouldn't lose them.

you're gonna think i'm crazy.

i did the same thing with my sheet. yarn and a darning needle, poked a hole in each bottom corner and tied them to the posts.

now i can also make a little parachute fort, too, but it's always full of farts

"pork vindaloo" hit my ears like "seafood schwarma" at first. still not something i think i'd like, but i was really only looking for an excuse to make the comparison

it's called reddit

nah, there's a secret code for most places. it's

000000000000000000000000000000000000000

edit - yeah, i've got special plans for the ones that don't let you do that now

aww, come on, i really liked wearing that hat

they asked him if he wanted to jump. he said, "neigh"

this is a clear case of horse-icide.

um, he has at least 7 films in the works, including "i am legend 2", "hancock 2", and an apparent remake of "planes, trains & automobiles". because nothing is original any more unless you slap the guy at the oscars.

we went from "let's go back to a future that doesn't exist yet" to "let's go back to a past that never existed"

me too, but i prefer to drop a deuce. it actually makes a lot more impact if people see you doing it, too. those people never came back to my park.

hey, man, i know tie and i'll tell him your ip address if you keep this up

sorry - it was a bad post. i was trying to make some point about dynasties being disliked in other places, but i didn't remember the kennedies, the vanderbilts, etc. i'm a bit high tonight.

in this case? you'd have to convince me that it isn't just a funny coincidence.

in many other cases in acting? yeah, it's definitely a nepotism thing. hollywood is the one place (until lately) where americans could admire dynasties without any particular guilt

edit - i made a mistake in this post, but the replies are too good to delete it.

<sighs>

LMAO looks like somebody took a wrong turn at Ulaanbaatar :P

edit - please leave it, it's hilarious