toy_boat_toy_boat @ toy_boat_toy_boat @lemmy.world

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okay, so i normally hate LLMs, but this is pretty funny.

here's my joke: "you think he'll share his breakup spotify playlist? i bet it has lots of evanescence on it"

here's what it suggested instead: "You think he'll drop his breakup playlist? Bet it’s just Grimes tracks and the sound of him refreshing Trump's DMs."

edit - LMAO

"Can’t wait for Elon’s breakup playlist. Probably just Grimes songs and audio clips of him begging Trump to like him again."

ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

here's a story i found:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPH_V5BDdaQ

and here's the full town hall. i don't have time right now to find the exact moment mentioned here, but i'll probably try if someone else doesn't beat me to it (hint hint):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7qb_50ubI&t=4232s

(edit - fixed 2nd link - thanks Odo)

see? this is what i mean! there are whole oceans made of sodium and water! if you knew some basic chemistry, you'd at least know that.. jeez!

(this is a joke. i feel compelled to state very clearly that this is a joke)

i knew that. i think my brain just skipped a beat. must be my worm

no, none of it is going to be any good at all. i'm personally offended that they're remaking the last one i listed.

this isn't a fight against foreigners, it's a fight against exposing americans to intelligent people

yup.

👜🍆🍆🍆😮

lol y'all elected the dude from men in black to lead the fucking health department. bobbly looks like an insect crawled inside him, took over, and is now trying its best to pass as human.

oh, wait

Step 1: Don't read books that say they'll teach you how to make friends

Step 2: Kill a fellow inmate

despite the apparent symptoms, they are not related:

Spanish Flu was caused by the H1N1 influenza A virus, which is an orthomyxovirus.

COVID-19 was caused by the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus, which is a coronavirus, a completely different virus family.

dude, they'll just use the bodies to build the wall.

edit - yikes, i just gave myself a chill with that image

edit2 - everybody needs to listen to that pink floyd album again. fucking prophetic

some people see a tornado and hide. some people see a tornado and just have to see how close they can get to it without being killed.

that's shit's fine, and it makes for great footage.

these people see a tornado and want to see how close your children can get without being killed. it's different.

i see it in a lot of images, too. but she's totally different in video. she's no comedian, but she's definitely got a light heart and a great sense of humour

edit - she did a Hot Ones interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msnI0D1SDSg

you fool! i already told you she's Bart Simpson's niece. jeez, the state of the education system these days..

thank you, and i mean what i'm about to say with my hole heart: eat a bag of dicks :D

you speak truth. love the story about this video. pure, unfiltered, 100% Walken. i'll see if i can find a link.

edit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Yz9OLXu8Q

it's just what i saw on his imdb page. so yeah, yikes. but that doesn't mean it isn't bullshit.. i mean, you don't even know ME, let alone the shit i referenced..

feel better?