toy_boat_toy_boat @ toy_boat_toy_boat @lemmy.world

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boeing breaks my heart. so much lost potential.

..and it's going to be the garnish without the food stamps. manufactured riots come hell or high water. "marshall" law by mid-terms, mark my word.

i hear that the French eat their burritos with a fork. those sick fucks!

edit - i've been informed that i've replied to the wrong comment.

cringe. you should probably at least look into someone's recent comments before you make your comments. i'm canadian, and there's no doot aboot it. but what the heck does that have to do with the point i made? for what it's worth, i grew up in tennessee, so maybe i'm just another dirty immigrant?

did i just accidentally reference bo burnham?

i've never had anchovies. but i did see a post the other day where someone found a pufferfish in their bag of anchovies.

i feel like the only people who like anchovies are nordics and sociopaths :P

you sound like a person who lives a very comfortable life.

NAIL ON THE HEAD.

the ironic thing is that the us govt has done a ton of studies on the 'breaking point of society'. but they're not science bros, so they're just gonna do it their way.

even the canada thing. he's literally costing himself a canadian conservative govt that was all-but guaranteed. but he doesn't want that with canada; he just wants (edit-typo) manufactured conflict.

but you're absolutely right. he's doing everything he can to cause riots so that he can enact "marshall" law and crack down once and for all. my god, why can't my american neigbours all see it?

i have three things:

• loneliness
• an unwieldy burrito
• a fork

because it doesn't matter how tubular your ball is when the only civilized way to eat it in public is with a fork anyway

oh, you kid, but i don't think any of us has any idea of the fuckery about to happen.

imagine being a canadian citizen. you came to canada from a place like india, you got your citizenship, you're good. then you have to go to vegas for a trade show. would you go? as a brown guy?

Free. Commerce. Eu. Uk.

i'm still working on it, but i think it's going to form an acronym that says "f.u.c.k. t.r.u.m.p"

people often ask why i didn't have kids. then they get upset when i start to talk about shit like this.

cauliflower is only ever meant to be mixed with broccoli and a nice cheese sauce. i will die on this hill. come at me.

i say this without sarcasm: it's not hard if you're not american.

the last time i was in the US, it amazed me how ubiquitous Fox News is everywhere. like, in your cafes, in your bars, in your casinos - it's fucking everywhere. the rest of us realized how horrible they were a long, long time ago.

that said, i know that a good solid majority of Americans are fully against what's going on. so i'm not knocking you insomuch as just pointing out that the rest of the world isn't being glazed constantly.

you're hung up on the word "mugshots" while i'm sitting over here wondering how hard they must have tried first to have heads on pikes and got denied.

i'm in my early 40s. back when i was a kid - even in the southern US - there was a clear message that racism was on its way out. tons of sitcoms even did special episodes about it! (/s) And because media was so controlled back then (ie you couldn't just post something to the internet), a lot of people actually blelieved it. i know that i did as a kid who didn't know any better.

yeah, i was gonna say. there are two ways to be bad at chasing tornadoes

i miss those old issues of german mad magazine

i do, too, but their portrayal of minecraft was hilariously bad