toy_boat_toy_boat @ toy_boat_toy_boat @lemmy.world

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i don't know how well you speak french, but i'm now picturing someone struggling to communicate and ultimately landing on "french taco" and it's pure hilarity. "um... un taco français sil vous plait?"

Edit - morse for E-E is (.)(.)

when she has the bill of rights written on her thigh yet you've both never read it

i want to say i don't know what changed, but the only thing that changed is that the government they hate said it's fine to hate again. stupid isn't even the word

(2025-1776)*365.25-100

i thought i already edited this comment. sorry. a lot of people already pointed out that i read the whole thing wrong.

but yet there we were, watching the shadows. sorry, off topic, but i love that story.

There MUST be more to this provincial life!

y'all don't know kink until you've fucked on Chairy in PeeWee's Funhouse.

but she had an actual big spoon, and she cupped it, and now here i am in a double-dutch oven

STILL. FUCKING. DOES.

are we playing "guess the reference"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP0-znoJ6fs

ugh. you make great points. i think we're both on the same track here. i argue that although they may not need the imperative to act, they could certainly benefit from the added "bluster", for lack of better terms.

edit - or "muster"?

i've been a hard drinker for 25 years, but maybe one day i'll be drunk enough to try anchovies. hell, it worked with sardines..

i love the phrase, "i come from a long line of people who shouldn't have had children."

dude, when even fucking Germans are being sent to ICE camps, i don't know what else to expect.

i'm lots of fun at parties. i've edited my post to preface that my comment is asinine, because i feel like everyone needs to see what stupid comments look like.

see? this is why i don't have any friends!

first off, it isn't a conspiracy. it's an initiative.

secondly, they need fodder. a lie will only go so far when you're trying to get people to declare actual war on their own family. this isn't a mason-dixon line war.

lastly, you seem to have forgotten their motto: "cruelty is the point".

i can't get a suntan before a sunburn, i grew up in the US south, i live in canada now, and there's no chance in hell you're getting me within eyeline of a US border agent.

edit - once you're at the border, your fate is pretty much at the whim of an idiot with authority.