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toy_boat_toy_boat @ toy_boat_toy_boat @lemmy.world
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Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us

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  • it's code. the soulmate will look at that block of text and will only see 'i'm autistic, too'

    • Should I be concerned....

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  • it was funnier back when the post title was something like, 'i'm 43 and i juus found this on my mom's bookshelf'.

    • Sleep Helps Your Brain Prepare For The Future, And Now We Know How

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  • oh jeez, did you peep my history or is my alcoholism just that apparent?

    • Sleep Helps Your Brain Prepare For The Future, And Now We Know How

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  • i'll take a different approach next time. i don't mean to be caustic, i'm still getting over my reddit tendencies.

    • Sleep Helps Your Brain Prepare For The Future, And Now We Know How

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  • it'll never get here in time

    • Why are you proud of yourself tonight?

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  • oh come on, you're an old man, you know kids can be cruel :P

    why do i feel like your name is brian? maybe that's just a bit of my childhood peeking through. we had this one friend in my group when we were teenagers that was 28. he was awesome, and he fully embraced the cringe. drove a 90s chevy f150. chopped it, threw a camper on the bed, and painted it krusty cough syrup purple. had a bunch of subwoofers and drove around banging master p and metallica. got a full-color tattoo of Taz. miss that brian.

    • Legend

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  • this is what happens when chain letter messages evolve to become linkedin messages

    • Why are you proud of yourself tonight?

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  • me IRL :(

    • Sleep Helps Your Brain Prepare For The Future, And Now We Know How

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  • i think we're just on the wrong page tonight. i feel like i had too much to drink and now i'm picking a fight with a friend's friend. can we pick this up another time? i'm not a bad person, and i don't think you're one, either.

    • Sleep Helps Your Brain Prepare For The Future, And Now We Know How

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  • meh, let's play it out. people want immediacy, but fuck all the hot takes we beg for

    • Why are you proud of yourself tonight?

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  • BOOM! what's that? just some asshole in the internet :P

    • Sleep Helps Your Brain Prepare For The Future, And Now We Know How

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  • i just think the last think you wrote was nonsense. don't get a fly up your ass.

    • Why are you proud of yourself tonight?

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  • hey, fuck you!

    • Sleep Helps Your Brain Prepare For The Future, And Now We Know How

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  • wow, you're either an llm or no smarter than one.

    • It's for you, boy

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  • do want. am now phone. who is phone

    • Sleep Helps Your Brain Prepare For The Future, And Now We Know How

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  • am i missing something? you just said all of that and then said "i saw it in a paper once. correct me if i'm wrong".

    • Why are you proud of yourself tonight?

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  • i know i'm breaking the rules, but i'm really proud of the dude that just got some certifications.

    • Trump's pick for surgeon general quit medical residency due to stress, former department chair says

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  • of course.

    • It's for you, boy

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  • i don't want to be one of those people, but i think i've seen this post before

    • How Pam Bondi will get round Constitution to give Trump a free flying palace

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  • what don't y'all understand about the transitive property of emoluments?