edit - i should expound. there's a pretty obvious move happening right now in ameraica. american press are like flies to money, and your new despot knows this.
edit - you'll be lost forever to the rest of the world if "parade day" goes off without a hitch.
y'all americans know that it's weird and creepy to test 16-year-old kid pee so they can push grocery carts for slave wage? you should, because it's illegal in just about every other first-world country.
that's why i like it. on reddit, i'm just some other idiot smartass. on lemmy, i'm THAT idiot smartass. i've also done a great job convincing people i live in canada, while all the while i'm up here chilling in canada. fools, the lot of you.
nope. i'm an insomniac, so stimulants aren't really my thing. plus, i grew up in the 90s us south and can't ever forget jeff foxworthy saying "i'll never do a drug named after a part of my own ass"
okay, you got me. what do you mean?