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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Proba

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we need one of them feet guys to weigh in

Idk why but whenever someone gets pedantic about silly not real code, i just get grumpy

every automated phone call I've had has never been more advanced that "press 1 for support, press 2 to go fuck yourself" etc.

I'm guessing it's just a US thing? Otherwise I might give it a shot the next time my ISP double charges me

A business would surely never break the law

nice try fed

me when I lose hundreds of millions of dollars in one day 766 days into the 3 day special military operation

listen here bucko

don't call it a conspiracy theory

it's confirmed, just do your research

have you ever seen a bird? Like really see it up close?

yah dint think so

+10 style points if you were harassing a confirmed Epstein associate

IIRC MIT had quite a few of them

I'm going to read it later, but if I don't find a little red Saddam Hussein hidden in there I'll be disappointed

edit: eh my day wasn't good anyway

I sent this meme I stole from lemmy to the rest of my coworkers with the caption:

Major repo change taking effect immediately

Why am I feeling the uncanny valley effect from that domain name

Alright, so I'm going to be honest. This is a fucking minefield.

You need to take this to a therapist. Any unqualified advice here has the potential to be destructive.

Delete this thread and do not speak of this to anyone until the day of your appointment.

everyone is going to be able to see my saved posts and laugh at me this is awful

"Let us destroy the earth or else your country will get more filthy disgusting subhuman druggies"

blatantly awful

Almost thought Botswana's Putin did this if not for the detailed headline

muy molesto

I could run this post through a translator but it probably won't be as interesting as what I inferred

good lord I can shittalk ms teams for days on end

technical architecture problems aside,

one of the smaller issues that has verifiably taken years off my life is how it decides to alert you with messages

coworker in the misc channel: anyone know how to fix a lawnmower?

ms teams: HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. YOU HAVE A MESSAGE. CHECK YOUR GODDAMN INBOX ASAP MOTHERFUCKER. DING DING DING

manager: call me urgently.

ms-teams: lmao who said that

some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

is this really how I find out my system is compromised