totallynotarobot @ totallynotarobot @lemmy.world

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Mostly the murder. Murder is generally frowned upon.

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

Dihydrogen monoxide?

Monoxide means one oxygen which means free radical, which is basically what car thieves are too. So you're right, clearly all this wanton consumption of this chemical must be stopped.

What's your objection to Proton? You don't have to use any of the other products, and the free tier is perfectly usable last I checked (granted many years ago). Not sure what your concern is

Edit: downvoting without replying doesn't tell us what the concern is. Y'all weird

Most places in the world allow people to drink before age 21.

You're one of those parents, eh?

Are you unfamiliar with human anatomy, or just an edgelord?

Edit: copy edgelord

Why are there so many comments engaging with this as though it’s a post by a human instead of an ad

It’s not the AI trying to blend in.

Trust me, fellow human.

Based on his comment I don’t think he knows any

Is this bait?

Correct. Me neither.

Of all the answers I got this is the most logical

But… there’s a male plug on the other end… do they also try to plug the bit of the toaster where the toast goes into the wall socket??

But TIL thanks, horrifying though that is

Are you saying you can’t just declare Judaism the way you declare bankruptcy?

What a condescendingly shitty take.

Yeah fuck those rape victims, they’ve had it too good for too long.

Why is this need seasonal?

The vivomove is my daily, but for many outdoor activities I'd be literally lost without the GPS forerunner!

Also they seem to be one of the lesser evils for those who care about personal data collection and brokerage.

Garmin vivomove.

Analog face, and a wee display that tells you whether you want to look at your phone when it buzzes. Counts steps and stuff if you're into that. Week of battery (still 5-7 days after like 5-6 years of owning mine). Perfect daily wear.