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The White House is paving over the Rose Garden with concrete

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  • Bulldoze the community garden and replace it with glass

    This is my sermon

    • A reboot of the X-Files but this time Scully is always right. Everything has a totally rational explanation and Mulder slowly loses his belive in the supernatural.

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  • “Swamp gas”

    • Bestbuy decided to use fucking DOORDASH to deliver my order, I couldn't cancel it. Today I was supposed to get it, and I saw the driver stealing the package after marking it as delivered.

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  • The Apple Store will use Lyft for same-day. I had a laptop charger die on me and wasn’t in any position to drive out for a new one. It was sketchy to say the least.

    • A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit

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  • An em dash — when used properly — is perfectly fine, but a little academic. iOS will do one automatically with two hyphens and a space.

    • Button fly's

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  • I loved them back when they were popular in the mid-late 2010s. Why? Confused people at the urinals.

    • "We're trying for a baby" is sexually graphic, and disgusting

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  • If someone uses that occasion to turn to you and ask if you’re ever going to have a kid, just respond with “not unless I’ve got ovaries on my tonsils!” And then somehow that’s a visit with HR.

    • I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount

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  • The MussoliniPad, doesn’t get WiFi at gas stations

    • Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone

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  • Top features:

    PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong

    Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones

    “Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker

    • What do you think the most famous phone number of all time is ?

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  • In Northern California, we had 767-####. Literally any four numbers you like. Easiest to remember was 767-2676 (POPCORN) and it would give you the exact time of day. Interesting history.

    • When you have the attention span of a fly and the constipation of a sloth

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  • Academically, that’s called “reading diagonally”

    • What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less?

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  • Noise canceling headphones. Yes, they exist for under $100, maybe not the best, but they’re a godsend.

    • The lifehack to enjoy lemmy fully!1!1!1!0

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  • Nah, there’s plenty of Linux and Star Trek

    • US Marines carry out first known detention of civilian in Los Angeles, video shows

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  • Why, “specific circumstances” of course.

    • Florida sheriff warns protesters ahead of nationwide rallies: ‘We will kill you dead’

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  • The preferred nomenclature is “Mr. Hands’d”

    • They expected to find microplastics in Texas bays. What they found was worse.

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  • It’s like a skin disease you put in milk

    • Trump booed and cheered at the Kennedy Center while attending ‘Les Misérables’

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  • “Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Trump?”

    • Trump Declares Dubious Emergencies to Amass Power, Scholars Say

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  • It took scholars?

    • Sly Stone, pioneering funk and soul musician, dies aged 82

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  • This one’s phenomenally tragic for music. RIP.

    • It must vex him

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  • Please, Mr. Music, will you play?

    • Israeli forces seize Gaza-bound aid boat and detain Greta Thunberg and other activists

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  • I’m honestly surprised they’re not being returned in a matchbox. But that wouldn’t give leverage.