thesohoriots @ thesohoriots @lemmy.world

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Hey, I just ran into this one yesterday! I figured it wouldn’t hurt to speed up the ghosting process, so clicky clicky.

It’s not the justice system, it’s the legal system

If the heat is running, we’re playing a dangerous game.

*offer not valid in the Middle East

Removing all distractions, which takes a bit of work. Covering every single source of light. Little indicator on my charger? Slapped electrical tape on it. Blackout curtains. Noise machine. The hardest one: Never using the bedroom for anything but sleeping. Not even a little peek at the phone and YouTube for a relaxing video. I have an analogue non-illuminated clock for daytime, and if I need to check the time in the dark, a Timex I can hit the glow button on. If I really can’t sleep, I get up and go into another room to read or listen to something.

When my 2018 MBP touch bar glitched and a replacement was the whole-ass “upper case” including the battery, I knew we were cooked. Meanwhile, in my old 2012 MacBook pro I’m swapping parts like a madman to enjoy it, like you should.

The ultimate pain: License to kill. Slappers only. Oddjob.

Aspiring musician John Hinckley? Ya know, he can’t seem to book a venue anywhere for some reason.

It’s an older copypasta sir, but it checks out.

I don’t get the ones for products. I pay for a trendy pillow or whatever, also shipping at a flat rate, but then there’s a tip button? I just know that’s going straight to Shopify or management.

“…from my cold, dead hands!”

“Ok.”

And that standby battery life? Sorcery.

*the ones who will admit to beating their wives

The one with sour cream, pico, and Doritos Locos Fiesta Strips

It happens more often than you’d think. A friend of mine had a ~$25 medical bill go to collections. They just kept setting the mail out, filing it away each week, and forgetting about it. I ended up paying it and convinced them to get tested for ADHD. Sure enough…

“Oh you want to unlock 4k? That’s the premium tier. QHD for you!”

Absolutely. Nobody needs an open-world Dead Space. I want 8-12 hours of intense claustrophobia.

The difference is that Quixote actually read enough books to fuel his delusions. We’re renaming Teslas “Rocinantes.”

A very, very low number know how our tax brackets work, so compound interest is some intergalactic conspiracy.

Something something high road