thesohoriots @ thesohoriots @lemmy.world

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Wait, TikTok users had more than 4 seconds of engagement with a 25-hour speech that wasn’t set to “oh no no no” (slowed + reverb NITECORE REMIX)

“It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?“

As I believe the band Semisonic once said about ouroboros diarrhea, “Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end”

That’s giving a little too much credit to the Dems and not enough credit to a guy who genuinely doesn’t care if there’s consequences (so far, none), setting the bar.

“That’s just silly, why would I vote when my husband votes!” Blah blah blah, something in the Bible, toxic tradwife bullshit etc

“No, no, I was talking about remodeling to add a little space to my lebensraum— I mean, living room.”

“I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.”

France does NOT fuck around when it comes to staunchly holding their own employment laws under internationally owned companies. If you want to fire someone, for example, you have to follow the French criteria, and it’s a complex and drawn out process that makes American MBAs melt like they’ve opened the Ark of the Covenant.

Swapping this bullshit over here for that bullshit over there so fast it’s a dead kid three-card monte

If you put them all together they eventually spell a slur.

But he said so himself! He even twirled where his mustache would be if he could grow one!

While they’re at it, the BofA $12/mo fee for having under $300 in your checking account at all times and $8/mo on your savings account should double until you learn your lesson for being so poor it gives Congress “the ick.”

That’s a Motor Coach, thank you

Guess they don’t remember accutane. That’s a fun list of side effects right there.

I have a feeling it’ll come roaring back under RFK jr.

Remember OP, when you get scammed, call them back and ask nicely so they can refund you onto a different card number since that first one is toast.

Put out the nice doormat.

I hear non-federal prison is fun. Mix them in with gen pop while waiting in a transfer that never comes. Surely the thoughts and prayers are effective against boiling sugar water.

Not so fun when you’re the ones being pumped and dumped