thenextguy @ thenextguy @lemmy.world

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Justin Hammer, except he can't dance.

In my experience silently failing just leaves you standing there waiting for your beer forever, or until someone reboots the universe.

If only we had an actual count of the number of people who voted for each candidate...

Then what's the key for?

Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.

Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven't eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

I feel bad for the cancer.

...

I made the mistake of having those color chips on my epoxy garage floor. Looks nice. Can't see anything. Perfect camouflage for small dropped parts.

Is her name Charlie Chaplin?

I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

You can't the whole sun.

1976 Dodge Aspen

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

No, this is a wolverine

Maybe it's just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.

Like us

“I’m an artist, I’m the last person that would cause any violence and harm to anybody.”

He was a quiet man. Kind. Never hurt anyone.

Do you think he killed Buckwheat?

Oh, yes. Certainly. It was all he ever talked about.

Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.