Anyway, no one said that the necromancer needed a guardian for some smelly cave. I like to think the necromancer got lonely and just wanted a friend to chat with.
Even if what you say is true, cave guarding is for low-level chumps like skeletons or ghosts. Vampires are middle-management at least :)
Also, how on earth can you tell me I have to look exactly like I did when I was alive - which is still pretty :P - while you apparently can transform from human corpse to a drake?
Following your rules, the necromancer would be trying to assemble a drake using human bones, creating some weird facsimile of a dragon. The "drake" would spend its time jumping out from behind rocks shouting "blergh", while falling apart at the slightest touch. Wishing some adventurer would put it out of its tortured existence instead of just pointing and laughing.
Prompt:Comic book cover, of a super hero in a dirty costume, lounging in front of the tv, drinking a beer, piles of trash litter the floor, the title "The Procrastinator" is written in bold font on top, 2d illustration --ar 3:4 --v 6.1
"That's me, Marcus Fleet. A.K.A. The Procrastinator, A.A.K.A. Mr. Took-You-Long-Enough. I never amounted to much. Graduated high school with mediocre grades, got a boring office job that barely pays the rent, and basically scraped by in life.
It probably would've stayed that way if fate hadn’t decided to sucker-punch me right in the metaphorical groin. Through a series of unlikely events—mostly thanks to my general lack of commitment—I ended up with the power of foresight. Yeah, I can predict when a crime’s about to go down before it happens.
The thing is, I just can’t muster the energy to actually do anything about it. Do you know how many heroes there are in this city? Most of the crimes I foresee will get handled anyway by Mr. Awesome Beam, The Bucktoothed Wombat, The Harmonica Twins, or one of those other glory hogs.
So, I just relax until I’m really needed. You’d be amazed how much binge-watching and doom scrolling you can get done when you wait until the absolute last moment. Then, I show up, push the button, punch the bad guy, cut the wire—whatever quick fix is needed—and save the day. Sure, a few things have gone sideways when I got distracted, but hey, nobody’s perfect! Sometimes you just get caught up reading about magnetic dentures, fall down a Wikipedia rabbit hole, and next thing you know… well, oops.
...Anyway, that's my life. And I’ll keep telling you more after I shove The Viscous Violin into a vat of vittles in, like… 10 minutes?! Fu-"
A vampire. Since it’s a necromancer raising me, instead of another vampire, I won’t be enthralled and will have free will.
Then there’s all the wonderful abilities and the fact that I’ll still look good for an undead (it’s a pretty movie vampire, not one of those creepy ones)
Congratulations Deceptichum on winning this week's challenge!
A special price to Retrogade for "Tactical Reckoning, Tactical Santa", I'd love to watch it :)
And Most Original to Cloudless for "Kung Fu vs Alien", for taking Hong Kong movies as an inspiration.
Prompt:An 90s style Hollywood movie poster, of a dinosaur and a detective, wearing mirrored shades and an open shirt with singlet, posing with a gun, a city skyline can be seen in the background, the title "Rex P.I." is written in bold letters, vaporwave, movie poster --ar 2:3 --sref https://s.mj.run/XTxpXmtMCO0 --sw 60 --stylize 75 --v 6.1
I included the option for photo editing because text generation can be a bit of a gamble. You got the perfect image and then the text is all screwed up. I just didn't want it to hold people back from posting a maybe otherwise awesome image.
I hate sitting in the sun, which is the opposite of most of the country. The heat and light make me feel super annoyed and uncomfortable.
In contrast, most of the people here are sun worshippers. Sitting outside in direct sunlight as much as possible.
I try not to share any AI images outside of this community unless someone asks for it. There's always some Artist who feels the need to point out that bla bla bla, the usual. I don't mind their point of view, but I just don't feel like getting dragged into one of those conversations.
Unfortunately this symbolism has existed for a long time in the form of the fasces (fascis is latin for fa**ot). A symbol of authority that was heavily used by the fascists (hence the name).
Though of course it would be great if it could be repurposed to for a more positive use :)
Prompt:Sport photography shot, A martial artist wearing a blue gi wielding a mallet, smashing a dented silver Lexus LS400, the car is ruined and the windshield is broken, in an olympic stadium with a crowd in the background, a scoreboard can be seen in the distance with the numbers "00:28", wide-angle shot, action shot, natural lighting --ar 3:2 --style raw --v 6.1
Those are a lot of assumptions you're making:
Anyway, no one said that the necromancer needed a guardian for some smelly cave. I like to think the necromancer got lonely and just wanted a friend to chat with. Even if what you say is true, cave guarding is for low-level chumps like skeletons or ghosts. Vampires are middle-management at least :)
Also, how on earth can you tell me I have to look exactly like I did when I was alive - which is still pretty :P - while you apparently can transform from human corpse to a drake?
Following your rules, the necromancer would be trying to assemble a drake using human bones, creating some weird facsimile of a dragon. The "drake" would spend its time jumping out from behind rocks shouting "blergh", while falling apart at the slightest touch. Wishing some adventurer would put it out of its tortured existence instead of just pointing and laughing.