Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.
Benign fasciculation. It only used to happen after walking, and in my quads and calves. I swam competitively in division III and never happened in my upper body. I never worried about it. For folks that don't understand the minimal and random nature of the ticks, here's a good video.
Meat: get a ThermaPen instant read thermometer and cook meats to 120 for rare, 125 for med rare and 135 for medium. Pull the meat off heat 5 d before it hits you desired temp.
I'm 59 and I went gradually in the last 15 years from barely being able to sit cross legged to now I can't even touch my right toe (chronic groin problem) let alone sit cross legged.
Don't need the homeless. You can pluck a hair, donate your blood, or even take a plug of your foreskin if you have one, to generate the neural stem cells from iPSC, the cell type they use in this process.
K, riffing on rain. Sorry, on a tangent, but this will work for me:
Purple Rain" by Prince
"November Rain" by Guns N' Roses
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Rain" by The Beatles
"Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" by Bob Dylan
"Here Comes the Rain Again" by Eurythmics
"I Can't Stand the Rain" by Ann Peebles
"Rainy Night in Georgia" by Brook Benton
"Rain King" by Counting Crows
You'll pry my tabs and red stapler out of my cold dead hands.