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Faced criticism, not consequences, huh? We're not even handing out slaps on the wrist for this bullshit anymore?

Amy Lee intensifies

That's why they sometimes get nervous and accidentally sue innocent bystanders or anyone questioning their attorney.

It's the land of the free.

Let's fight! Please don't hit me too hard, I have American health insurance. Have some sympathy for your enemy?

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a lawyer is a good guy with a lawyer.

Like a G6

Freedom Lumps fill the MAGA diapers

Maybe, but now the ratio is 9:11.

Fuck.

That sucks because the denominator is a prime number and therefore the fraction can't be reduced.

Boy is my face gonna be red when they "deport" my ass because I'm Jewish. So many people in my community still think the leopards are gonna get full before eating their faces.

No clue, but at this very moment, I've got 6 up and 9 down. Which is pretty epic because it means that I get 50% more negative interactions than positive ones. That sounds pretty true to life.

Would she notice a pea under some pee all over her mattress?

Oh shit! Now that you say that, I kinda realize there's an actual shape vs broken LED matrices!

I always thought it stood for "pepperoni." So, you're saying "PET" stands for "Positrons, Endives, and Tomatoes"?

Just like how anthropological archeologists compete to eat the oldest thing they find

Is a cross ride like a crosswalk but for bikes or something?

Also, walk really close behind their car as to avoid jaywalking but just happen to have your keys in your hand at the time. Whoopsie-doodle!

Seems like the kind of thing someone who's been the president before would know. It's like draft-dodging and believing everything you see on tv are qualities of a shitty president.

Amazing! You have brought me all the internet joy this morning!
Double-handed handshake and walks away mumbling
^{Simply amazing! That was such a great comment!}

STIs were his Vietnam

In one "photo," the orange stick figure is peeing on the black and brown stick figures who are frowning and crying. In the next, a bunch of stick figures with melon-boobs are peeing on the orange stick figure.

Because of the implications