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How does that guy with smoke coming out of his eye patch always know when I'm sneaking up on him?? At night. While he's screaming.

"Stop it Ron, stop"

Yee-haw!

More like the "Fart Toot Caca," amirite???
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It fits perfectly in your hole? Like a flower coral?

Most mid Oreo I've ever tried. Not bad enough to be bad, but very far from good. Kinda waxy tasting.

If I'd purchased a random assorted Gamesa pack, I'd think they tried and failed to mimick https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abuelita and failed. The fact that Nabisco made this tells me that someone asked "what'll the Mexicans eat?" and farted out this idea, concluding it's good enough for the most milquetoast Latinx corporate campaign ever.

They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, "That's a great idea! You're right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it."

Also, can't wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.

Lemmy and YouTube. That's it. Everything else gives me too much anxiety. At work, if I have to reference something from social media, I ask other people to look it up for me and send me the link.

You hear that? Netanyahu is woke. We gotta drop this DEI regime!

Alternative take: Netanyahu has the balls and courtesy to flatten entire families instead of just the men. How chivalrous.

Fuck...

Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code

Trying to force the singularity, I see

patting himself on the back diaper

His rash has gotta be so hot and angry by now that his ass cheeks glow in the dark

It's wildly offensive and arguably shouldn't have been made. But occasionally, there's something funny in it.

You should scatter teeth on their beds

Marshall is the person you call for at Laser Quest when some griefer won't stop covering their sensors and tailing you.

Stomp my snake balls

Thanks for warning us before you pull the trigger. I may not have voted for any of you fuckers, but I'll be damned if you didn't warn us about all the ways you were gonna ruin our lives before the morons around me voted for you.

I sure am glad Beto O'Rourke didn't win. Sure, I got plenty of access to firearms whether in my house or at the multiple gun stores down the street—and, sure, I've never considered owning an AR-15, but I don't wanna protect children as much as I want bat-shit crazy neighbor to have the freedom to own 3: two of which he welded together.

My freedom keeps my belly full and warms my bed at night.

Edit: I got angry and went on a loony tangent of a rant. Sorry.

When K pops your head for the third time