theangryseal @ theangryseal @lemmy.world

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Tragedaigh Qristofer Shaughn Beighns

Please. It’s beautiful!

Look at this. I have the onnly Tim Apple gifted, solid gold iPhone with a diamond oh-lit screen. Look at this, isn’t it beautiful? It’s so beautiful. Me-lah-nee-uh is jealous.

This and the solid gold Tim Apple laptop cah-puter were gifted to the department of defense. A bunch of sad losers and suckers are crying because they don’t have one.

It is to be handed over to the Trump… presinential lie-berry when the new one comes, which I’ll get first by the way. Nobody else has even seen one.

Thank you Tim Apple from Apple Cah-puter. Building in Uh-mare-icuh.

Back in the day we all had a pirated copy of windows xp pro (corporate, if I’m remembering correctly).

This was the cd key we all used.

It’s what I’d do if I were an ambitious, resource hoarding, ass pimple billionaire.

It’s obvious the way to Trump’s heart is to tell him he’s pretty and give him something .

This is what I see.

I think I used gentoo years ago. Is that the one that builds and downloads as you install? I’m getting old, it’s been years and I remember a distro that was making headlines with something like that years ago.

My go-to distro for a long time was Mandrake, which became Mandriva. I have no idea what’s going on with that one now.

I’ve been using SteamOS and EndeavourOS recently.

I started Linux with a physical copy of redhat 5.2 in 2000.

I had an old friend who busted his ass to educate me on computers when I was a kid and I will be forever thankful to him.

This is burned into my brain like nothing else.

Yep. Now protesters are being deported. I believe that everyone who sat this out over that issue has blood on their hands and I don’t care if it hurts their feelings to hear it.

We went from having a chance to having no chance.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy0ngd11yzo.amp

Their inaction isn’t entirely the reason, but a lot more people are going to be suffering than otherwise would have, all around the world.

The cuts to medical aid around the world, children going hungry, etc. Who knows, we might even get another pandemic. Wouldn’t that be rad?!

And you’re goddamn right. They ate propaganda and now get to feel good about doing nothing in their own minds.

No, see, I agree with you. If aliens do exist, their scientists are looking for us too.

The big thing is, don’t get abducted. TTYL, Steez.

Joe Mama.

See, now you gave me the win and I didn’t even want it. Damn.

Joe?

(I’m just giving you a win and I feel the need to let you know because I’m an asshole.)

I’ve been saying for about 5 years, maybe better, that she is the person I am most excited to vote for as president of the United States one day.

I don’t even have another name in mind.

I will be as happy to vote for her as I was for Sanders in the primaries, twice. I legit can’t wait.

Hey, this guy starred in one of the only memes I’ve ever made. Neat.

Heeeey a link!

You’re the best. I loved that.

My experience with psychedelics (enjoyed with others) is that what you experience relates directly to you the person.

For me, I was already terribly empathetic and I became crippled with empathy, incapable of any move in any direction that didn’t benefit everyone.

Ego death doesn’t happen for everyone. Some egos are too big to kill and grow even larger.

That is my anecdotal experience. I knew someone who went from huge ego to an ego to end all egos.

He woke up the next day convinced that the world needed him.

I’ve never done ketamine though.

LSD, DMT, and mushrooms. That’s it for me.

Don’t know the reference but I’m sure it’s awesome. :p

They do make games for phones though. I haven’t heard of any in a while but I remember some dust being kicked up about Mario coming to smartphones about a decade ago.

I’m on my phone now actually. Let me look.

Yep.

It’s a bummer.

Like, all around.

When I was a kid, going to town was an event. We’d head down to the local hardware store which stocked NES and SNES games for us kids, had a section for toys and everything. Nothing fancy, just water guns and action figures. My mom actually talked the guy into stocking Nintendo games so we didn’t have to travel two towns over to get them. We’d leave there and my mom would take us to Speedy’s for a haircut. (They recently tore his old building down. I hated to see it). Then we’d walk down to the fabric shop so my mom could buy some stuff to make curtains and things. Once we were done there we’d go down to the little grocery store, the owner always gave me and my brother a lollipop and a dollar bill. Then we’d go from place to place browsing and window shopping.

Walmart ended all of that when it came to my town. People fought it for a long time and finally compromised and let them build on the highway.

I liked capitalism before it got like this. When people owned their towns and local businesses.

I bought a single Big Mac in rural nowhere the day before yesterday. I expected to pay about 4.50. Nope. Almost 7 dollars. 6.80 for single, cold, dry, wilted ass lettuce, dry ass cheese, sloppily made burger. I waited outside for nearly half an hour for it. Girl came to my window and said, “what did you order?” I told her and she still handed me a bag with a 4 piece nugget and a small fry. I had to go in and tell them they got it wrong, show my receipt which was stuck on the bag, then wait another 15 minutes for that cold, yucky sandwich.

The person who ordered the nuggets either left without looking or decided to say “fuck it”, because they didn’t come back in with me.

I would have done that, but I paid 7 bucks for the the shit.

That is it for me.

I don’t get mad when people make mistakes, and I wasn’t mad when all that happened. The only thing that made me mad was the price.

McDonald’s can kiss my ass. A few more dollars and a short wait and I could have got a banging ass meal just down the road at the noodle joint.