the_crotch @ the_crotch @sh.itjust.works

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I'm concerned he might be in good enough health to last the next 3 and a half years

C is useless and should be removed from the alphabet.

Whoever made this comic

If you're going to recycle xkcd jokes at least change the art style a bit

That said, if your advertisement strategy is "we're not Lemmy", then no thanks

The Kamala Harris Gambit

It's not celebrity overexposure in my case. I like Zendaya, I'm not tired of her and would like to see her in more stuff. I just think she was the wrong actress to play chani.

anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?

If you're looking for a Nas I like this one

https://a.co/d/4fmrxP7

But you don't even know what that is!

https://youtu.be/nHcH3Yjwt3c?t=44

Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

Sinple. Each is too high. There is no acceptable amount of bladder fresh undiluted piss.

And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

I am not one of those people, so I can't comment on what level of drinking piss they're comfortable with.

You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.

What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.

I bet "end the agreement with DHS and ICE" is what they were going for. Fire the editor.

It's not super hard to separate the things that make it piss, salts, proteins, etc. When is a piss not a piss?

Are you queing me up to be in a commercial ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THE NAME BRAND COFFEE I THOGHT I WAS DRINKING WAS PISS ALL ALONG

Do they need an out? If they're both into it why not just accept that it's piss?

I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.

I also dream of shitty derivative 80s cartoons

My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.

You had access to a counter culture, though. All the fremen know is other fremen and maybe the occasional harkkonen. I appreciate what you're saying, but I still feel like it doesn't seem organic in context.

I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

Even if she is, she was raised in the same culture as stilgar and the others