tetris11 @ tetris11 @lemmy.ml

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'"Live and let live" he writes. Father, does that mean "Die and make Die also applies?"

What does that effectively mean

Wait I thought it was just a world without Hitler

Right? Where all our words came from - historians would have a field day

Write your own bible with the truth, distribute it to safe locations like Constantinople, Alexandria, and Baghdad.

I genuinely think I fixed my ADHD with coffee. I know exactly how dumb that sounds, but I genuinely think it's true. Sorry about your shitty parents. Hope they had their good moments.

Or 1337?

That'd take a long time unless you skip ahead a few years every now and then

I wouldn't mind being there at the end of the children's crusade, at the edge of the Mediterranean, as scores of kids wait for it to part. I'd just be there with a table and a chair, selling them Yo-yos

Bring him back to the future with you

Put on fake ears and paint yourself green

It might just be a bistro

"Tribal knowledge."

• image: We, clan. Together, strong.
• reality: Ask Tommy if he remembers how to reset the printer

Though, I actually like this one. It's a pretty cool phrase you can use anywhere.

that can't be real.... why would gun deaths go down after such a law is passed? I don't understand the world...

Edit: Oh I read the other comments. Yeah that scale is stupid.

speedraptor don't care where you are.
speedraptor care about speed.

The trick there is that there's a metal rod going up his trousers and all the way deep into his butt

"Yes, the pronounced hammer coefficients as evidenced by these repeated indentations in the flattened curve..."

https://lemmy.ml/post/29786179/18482468

You're always playing catchup when in a conversation with others; they're racing ahead on the topic, already knowing both sides of the discussion and throwing their own spin on it, and you're just sitting there staring at them mouth-agape as you try to process what is being said in realtime, but can't quite grasp even the base concepts nor the terminology of what they're talking about because their shop talk is so far removed from the baseline that it's practically a whole subject in itself.

The smart thing to do is to just interject quickly with simple questions to highlight your supposed ignorance, and get some quick definitions to keep you at least somewhat up-to-date in the conversation.

But you don't... either too ashamed of your own ignorance to draw attention to it, or rejecting it outright instead of facing the humiliation and telling yourself that you're not that interested in the topic anyway.

That's how it feels to me, anyhow

depressed insomniac... I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy