tetris11 @ tetris11 @lemmy.ml

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He could be a sexual predator who wants to make you his next victim! It happened to me once. The guy was a monster. He just wrote something really funny on my Facebook wall. That's how he gets me. He's witty. It's Alan Rickman

lob.star.ess

you can guarantee that at least one time travel willeth have ridden a dinosaur at some point

I think that might be a convenient myth used to gloss over the power imbalance that led to indigenous women being used as such

Teleports into the middle of the Black Plague. Starts handing out lifesaving antibiotics in plastic pop pill sachets

"Uhhh, a normal product from the East... yes..."

Glory to the Floppotron!

I believe in the power of friendship. Old friends, good friends, true friends who got me here today, friends I can take to the park but not if there are any kids around...

Spermüllverschenktag maybe. Everyone just leaves their unwanted furniture out o the same day and everyone prowls around picking stuff up

So far:

• ☑ Condemns Trump
• ☑ Condemns Putin
• ☐ Condemns Netanyahu (partial)

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For this to pay off

This is mine

all those leaves are green, and the sky is blue

if it can wail, it can haul bales

Those last two might require some careful planning on where to be to witness those events safely

I mean he disappears for a few days after and seems good afterwards before vanishing forever, so chances are you were there and you intervened

right? walk a mile in the average person's footsteps.

Though I'm now imagining some weird guy bursting into my house in strange garb, just as I'm about to go to work, excitedly pointing at my vacuum cleaner, and the bills on my table, and exclaiming "this is brilliant!"

Ah yeah, spa treatments work wonders. I often wonder what path Hitler would have taken if he had a decent steam room, instead of all those amphetamines he was taking...

"what would you do if your basic needs were met?"
"chill the fuck out"

seems like a solid answer to me no joke

'"Live and let live" he writes. Father, does that mean "Die and make Die also applies?"

What does that effectively mean