surewhynotlem @ surewhynotlem @lemmy.world

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He's doing ads for some religion based mobile app. He even sucks in those.

Why is that stupid? It's based off salt water. You're mostly salt water.

You need to adjust your RGB settings. Tweak them until the salmon is pink-orange and not orange-pink.

Nah. Most people aren't hot. Most girls aren't hot. The not hot girls want it just as bad as the hot ones.

You get what you can. To me, this says they didn't break in very far.

^ the most unbelievable part of the picture

Where the toilet paper ends

A bidet in the attic

Not to explain the joke, but speculum are shoe horns for vaginas.

Now you know!

I met almost all of my previous girlfriends (including my now wife) either at parties my friends threw, or hobbies I was interested in. I never once went to a club to pick people up or try to meet people intentionally in public. That's always seemed too creepy for me.

Women are just people.

If you learn to talk to men you don't know, you'll learn to talk to women you don't know. It's not inappropriate unless you're trying to get something out of the situation. So don't. Just make some new friends. Of both sexes.

As for when/where, find some hobbies. Go do the hobbies. You'll meet people at the hobbies. Some of those people will be ladies.

I think the technical term is speculum

I've found god in many a bush.

Because you're a big boy and don't need to be pandered to.

If you're not using your company to kill Americans for shareholder profit, why would you think it's about you?

Because you're not the problem so you're not the target. The world isn't always about you.

Well yeah. The Mac bros are too busy polishing their yachts to spend time on Lemmy.

Lol. You think it's about you and your cute little "business".

Do you think "offended" means "correcting incorrectness"? Did your grade school teachers seem offended to you? No. And this helped me understand your style.

I get it, you're speaking emotionally through exaggeration to make a point. And by "you don't live in the US", you must've meant that they didn't understand your American style of over exaggeration.

But if you want to be understood, it helps to use words as they're intended, or make it more clear that you're being dramatic for effect.

Who are you, my spouse?

That's the thing about Linux. The developers generally assume you want to do the thing you're doing. So they don't stop you.

And trees usually means trees. Who knows with these guys

I'm pretty sure that's just the middle east. But the CIA did the killing too.