superduperpirate @ superduperpirate @lemmy.world

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Yes, it crashed Voyager for me almost instantly.

I once drove drunk. This was long enough ago the statute of limitations has expired. I shouldn’t have done it, I was really lucky that I didn’t hurt someone or get arrested. For the next 15ish years that I still drank, my limit was 1 drink if I was driving.

This was before Uber & Lyft were a thing, but I still could’ve made arrangements with the bar manager “look dude your bartenders kept serving me when I was visibly drunk, so let me leave my car here overnight without towing it so I can take a cab home, and I won’t say shit to anyone.”

Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.

Any idea what the original caption was?

Apology was for people offended by an aquarium using teen slang to connect with today’s youth.

Nandor the Relentless agrees with you

I agree on both counts

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Isn’t he the chomo that worked at Nickleodeon?

This looks like a table read for a Game of Thrones episode. I’m curious about which one it is.

They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?

For comparison, Peter Dinklage is 135cm, Joe C (hype man for Kid Rock) was 114cm, and Verne Troyer was 81cm.

No oil? No tacos? No point…

I have not tried any of their games, actually.

4X games, specifically any of the Civilization games I’ve played (everything but SMAC & Civ: Beyond Earth).

MMORPG, specifically Elder Scrolls Online.

Out of tacos

There are two things in this world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

• Nigel Powers

We have a turkish van cat. He’s very loving and affectionate, and isn’t just the noisiest cat I’ve ever met, he’s noisier than every other cat I’ve ever had combined. My favorite thing is when I walk in the front door, I’ll hear a thud as he jumps down from wherever he was napping, then he sprints toward me while meowing the whole way, and ask for all the pets I can possibly give him. Naturally, I’m happy to oblige him.

I’m a little surprised Turkey came in at only 14%

I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:

Those who write on shithouse walls

Roll their turds into little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit