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Erm, would someone mind explaining the joke for those of us who don’t read music?

I stuck my dick in crazy.

Life pro tip: don’t stick your dick in crazy. Just avoid crazy altogether.

In my defense, I was 20, she was the first person I ever had sex with, and I was too horribly depressed to recognize what a bad idea it was.

The Wire

The Sopranos

Deadwood

Justified

Bosch

If you’re open to comedic stuff:

What We Do In The Shadows

Resident Alien

Miracle Workers

Don’t rawdog a rando

Wearing a rubber every time unless you’re in a committed relationship greatly reduces your chances of an STD or an unwanted pregnancy.

Cheese pizza is probably one way to get yourself banned (at a minimum)

For me, it’s 1a & 1b between Whataburger & In-N-Out. I think if I’d grown up on the west coast instead of where I did, I’d probably prefer In-N-Out. Only other fast food burger that comes close (for me) is Sonic.

I’m partial to Whataburger, but In-N-Out has a similarly loyal fanbase.

Was not expecting the middle school nostalgia feels from 4 non blondes

In my defense, I’m half asleep, and due to lack of caffeine, didn’t notice the bit about “which could actually happen in the next 5 years.”

So with that in mind, I’ll say something about environmentally friendly raw materials for super efficient battery storage.

Star Trek-style matter replicator/recycler. Just imagine being able to empty a garbage dumpster into a bin, shut the lid, press a button, and an hour later you get stacks of industrially useful metals & materials, bolts of cloth, and sacks of fertilizer.

South Park - not much would change since it would be only a slight increase in the number of f bombs I use.

If you have a specific institution in mind you’d like to attend, you’ll need to talk with some combination of their admissions, advising, and testing center staff.

Will that fit an MRE spoon?

Like a lot of others I left when spez decided to fuck everyone using the API and kneecapped Apollo.

Depending on the day, my favorite movie is either The Big Lebowski, Hot Fuzz, or Knives Out.

9 or 12 because TNG is the Star Trek series that I’ve seen the most of.

“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

Right, the single item restriction. Then in that case I’m spending it on rainguards for my car, none of the groceries I buy cost $100 for a single item.

Groceries

Nice. I also noticed Cranberry-Lemon U instead of the real-life Carnegie-Mellon U in the PGH.