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If you marry a barracks rat, don’t be surprised if she hooks up with Jody while you’re downrange.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

“Jared from Subway is such an inspiration!”

Ha! Not sure how much that would have helped, since I’d have still looked like Peter Griffin albeit with perky boobs.

Drunk: brazenly hitting on a lesbian who was holding hands with her partner

High: one time at the dentist, they gave me anesthesia prior to oral surgery (remember to brush & floss, kids). I was high enough that I thought they were going to give me a boob job instead of a root canal. Because I was high as a kite, I couldn’t really move or communicate, so I just went in & out of consciousness. This was a dozen or so years ago, and I just remember being confused the rest of the day about it.

Now that you mention this, I can just make out that it’s an  and not an A on the packaging.

LIGHTYEARS by Dirt Monkey

Part of why it’s so catchy for me is how it samples Suzanne Vega’s hit Tom’s Diner.

I loved the Harpoon series of naval warfare simulation games. I haven’t played since the late 90s but they were a lot of fun.

Actual swords or mall ninja stuff?

Normal conversational speed: dubya

Enunciating: double you

Need to be unambiguous: whiskey

Ah, little Bobby Tables

I think it’s supposed to be bird food

I wonder if this is the base structure of a parade float.

Not sure if that’s better, worse, or equally mediocre compared to Laszlo Cravensworth turning into Jackie Daytona with a simple toothpick.

I get a week and a half off without having to use any vacation time. Ideally, I’ll get to have a day where I can just sit on my butt and not do shit.

Sounds like Murphy’s Law of Replacement Items

I think I was around 10 when I first realized it.

What clued me in was my dad, whose favorite meal was a tuna sandwich and a diet coke, insisting that Santa didn’t want milk & cookies, Santa wanted a tuna sandwich and diet coke.

Mr gravy seal himself

I’m imagining a Beverly Hillbillies-style listing of synonyms.

Booger sugar

Nose beer

Bolivian rocket fuel

I didn’t come here directly after reddit. Stopped off at mastodon first, but it was too twitter-like for my taste. Saw Lemmy on a list of alternatives, and this place scratches the itch pretty well.