superduperpirate @ superduperpirate @lemmy.world

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My employer has a subscription to LinkedIn Learning, otherwise I would’ve disabled my account.

He spends much of the day sleeping upstairs. When I come in the front door, I frequently hear a thud as he leaps down from wherever he was napping, then the sound of him sprinting while meowing, then I see him slide a bit when he gets to the bottom of the stairs & the uncarpeted floor, then he sprints over to me demanding all the pets and scratches and love I can possibly give. Naturally, I’m happy to oblige him

The Big Lebowski

After looking it up:

• Russell Brand got charged today in London
• Diddy (forgot he was even in this) got September 2024 in New York

Sounds like the less disgusting cousin of mountain oysters

If kitty wants a friend with her who am I to disagree?

Every post I see on here makes me glad I spend the minimal amount of time on LinkedIn possible - my work has a LinkedIn Learning license and we’re periodically required to take specific courses on there.

Is Steve a turkish van kitty?

I’m on atomoxetine (a non-stimulant). I asked my psychiatrist about shortages, and she said it’s really only an issue for the stimulant based medications.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

There was a related movie called The Disaster Artist about The Room, made by one of the Francos. I’ve seen that, but not The Room. Still strikes me as pretty fucking weird though.

How about an oversized Dr Seuss book?

Sounds like a line from a deleted scene from In Bruges

Unemployed shipyard workers

Referencing an unpopular future possibility - “that’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl”

Describing something you don’t miss - “I miss that like I’d miss a case of the clap”

Rain coming in at a weird angle - “this rain is like a cow pissing on a flat rock”

When someone says they wish some specific thing would happen - “wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first”

When you’re unenthusiastic about something - “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap”

Lol, that’s an old HEB name tag. Stores used to have names, titles, & photos of store leadership by the customer service desk.

I loved the picture of him and Tilda Swinton doing drag impersonations of each other

Doesn’t really bother me. I’m not the sort that likes to post, but I will comment periodically. All this does is give me more stuff to look at.

I periodically read ask a manager, and i’m curious about just how she’d take someone like this to task. Probably something about choosing to underpay your staff means you’ll have higher than necessary turnover, and star performers will never come work for you.

Change the colors a bit and this could be some bondage restraints