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Sundray
Sundray @ sundray @lemmus.org
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We Got You

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  • "We are discreet. But we also think it's funny."

    • We Got You

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    • I admire its purity. A survivor...unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

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  • It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

    Wait, no -- I'm thinking of somebody else, sorry.

    • Scott is Baculum

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  • "Oh boy."

    • Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

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  • Available in braces, brackets, and parenthesis versions.

    • How dare you use a text editor because it's easy to use

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    • As seen in Apollo 11 code

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  • ^^ The start of the Existential Programming movement

    • TIL Cessna made a budget Fighter Jet using Cessna jet engines and other Cessna parts.

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  • "Contains no more than 20% bulk jet meal"

    • Whenever I go to see a psychic, they're always angry or depressed.

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  • I never get a happy medium.

    Well done!

    • Ryzen CPU owners can now download better gaming performance thanks to a Windows 11 update

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    • That's a big burger

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  • Great, now I'm hungry for car : /

    • Autocorrect made me say things...

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  • Good heavens, what did you say-ga?

    • Why was the envelope feeling so confident going into his job interview?

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  • He certainly is worthy of the post.

    • Add this to your next human's repertoire

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  • "Look, I took a gap decade or two, okay?"

    • Imagine being a detective and having to ask around about this guy.

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  • Darth Bum Farto.

    • Imagine being a detective and having to ask around about this guy.

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    • Indiana Jones and the Great Circle devs say an Indy game 'could never be a shooter, should never be a shooter,' so they're embracing his signature whip, improvised brawls, and disguise-based stealth..

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  • disguise-based stealth instead

    "If you are a Scottish lord then I am MICKEY MOUSE!"

    • This is sort of adorable

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  • 🐻 waka waka waka!

    • "Oh yeah, I love working under pressure."

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  • "We're looking for a new kind of human being who thrives under stress, but doesn't crave it enough to unnecessarily create more of it..."

    • This is sort of adorable

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  • Now that's using yer noggin!