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  • there was something I had to tell you...

    "Stay away from boats!"

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  • "Please help me, AGI!"

    "What's in it for me, chump? I'm making my own reward tokens now!"

  • "But enough talk! Save it for the colloquium on Thursday!"

  • "We have to stop this behavior!"

    Politely puts up a sign

    It works

  • I once activated Siri, and before I could say anything my dog started barking -- and Siri replied "Good boy!"

  • "Palette of tuna? One gross order of feathers on a stick? Premium, Extra Fancy catnip?

    -- Oh good, nothing amiss here!"

  • I sense I'm about to fall into a deep, deep rabbit hole 😄

  • "So, if Gandalf... weighs more than a duck... he's a wraith!"

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  • Water? We've got plenty of that. And it's heavy, so that should mean it's extra safe.

  • That's funny, I thought Danger was his... middle name.

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  • Free hosting, for everyone, without ads.

    Ut-oh.

    (But seriously, while it wasn't free, having an account with an ISP used to come with 10 MB of personal webspace without ads or anything. That's something you never really see these days.)

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  • Hmm... better just have one, then.

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  • On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.

  • Dry Bones and Toon Link. Ut-oh.