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Sundray
Sundray @ sundray @lemmus.org
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He's making a break for it!

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  • You know, I laughed when my boss said I had to take ladder training...

    • Campari helping me with my workout while loudly purring

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  • "Okay little buddy, spot me."

    Purrrrrrrrrrrr*

    • What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas?

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  • That's a stretch!

    • Tommy

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  • Perfect Tommy.

    • Id say atleast 4-5 more

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  • In another time, another place, they could be magnificent!

    • A virus is making people forget 80's rock bands

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  • I heard it was a Ratt in Europe!

    • A virus is making people forget 80's rock bands

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  • Well... how about some Orange Juice?

    • A virus is making people forget 80's rock bands

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  • I’m not crying

    Why can't I be you? 😭

    • Dreams can come true

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  • Or from the window to the wall.

    • What Happened To WWW.?

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  • It's still out there. Watching. Waiting. Uh... Winking?

    • Thats a polar bear

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    • Thats a polar bear

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  • 🎶 And I'm never gonna dip again,
    \ Guilty nugs have got no rhythm 🎶

    • May the fourth be with you. Always.

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  • The Force must flow.

    • Mr Burn

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  • Not in so many words, but she came across as a little self-aggrandizing after her brief trip into space. (Gonna glam-up science for the ladies! Putting the "ass in astronaut!")

    If you've got 41 minutes to spare, this video is a good take on that whole deal.

    • Tread carefully

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  • "Wait, you're going to have a child?"

    • Hear me when I tell y'all

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  • "And my kids don't ever call and it's all your fault, you damn hippies."

    • Look away, Samwise

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  • It's an untested theory, but I'm willing to bet that it just falls off when you hit 500 years old or so.

    • Liquid Trees

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  • My neighbor's pool is looking like a liquid tree, nobody's writing articles about him.

    • Liquid Trees

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  • Instructions unclear, installed Liquid Swords.

    • Style at the time

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  • The Kaiser took 'em all!