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Sundray
Sundray @ sundray @lemmus.org
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  • "Oh shit!"

    • Inspirational quote of the day

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    • Inspirational quote of the day

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    • Fuck you, Genie

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  • “You might want to get a pot of coffee going, we’re going to be here all night.”

    • Things at Tesla are worse than they appear

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  • I'm always happy to see bad news for Tesla (and by extension, Elon), but they've survived so much despite their mismanagement it feels like we'll never be rid of them.

    • Are you getting your work done?

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  • "Psst. Drop snacks."

    • Marshmallow Test

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  • "Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test begins."

    • Marshmallow Test

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  • Especially the version with carnivorous marshmallows!

    • Marshmallow Test

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  • I prefer to think of him as "Subject C".

    • A New Pope

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  • 🙏 ❤️

    • A New Pope

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  • My bad, didn't mean to steal credit. Not sure about cross-posting etiquette on Lemmy 😔

    • Yanks shouldn't get the papacy too.

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    • The new AMERICAN pope doesn't even speak AMERICAN

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    • Gesundheit

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    • Since it won't happen the other way around, how do I get people to approach ME in public?

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  • Try to look like you might have cocaine on you.

    (Sorry man, I got nothing 😔 )

    • He's making a break for it!

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  • You know, I laughed when my boss said I had to take ladder training...

    • Campari helping me with my workout while loudly purring

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  • "Okay little buddy, spot me."

    Purrrrrrrrrrrr*

    • What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas?

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  • That's a stretch!

    • Tommy

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  • Perfect Tommy.

    • Id say atleast 4-5 more

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  • In another time, another place, they could be magnificent!