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Sundray
Sundray @ sundray @lemmus.org
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Hot in the car today

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  • cha-cha-cha

    • Today I had a job interview at a mirror factory

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  • Only one round of interviews. Did you get through?

    • If it ain’t broke…

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  • His fashion sense is what got him his place as a founding member of the Pussy Posse.

    • So many

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    • Only chaos

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  • Damn, kid rolled 3 in both Wisdom and Charisma, huh?

    • Aggressive negotiations

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  • Dammit Sindee, you're a loose cannon!

    • Aggressive negotiations

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  • I have come close to leveling the same ultimatum, except it was to remove those goddamn chili-cheese Fritos.

    • His name is Carcin and he loves toes 🤗

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  • 🦀 "Gimme them tootsies!"

    • US ranks first in swearing

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  • Oh yeah, the best way to get someone to want to do something is to tell them they can't. Put up a "don't jump off this cliff" sign and you'll have them leaping off in droves because fuck that sign.

    • Exposure might cause suffocation

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  • The LD50 for pure H2O seems to be >90,000 mg/kg. (According to rat studies, so take it with a grain of salt.)

    • Exposure might cause suffocation

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    • Why Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?

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  • I bristled at this joke.

    • US ranks first in swearing

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  • Well... shit.

    • He should be wearing a backwards hat and holding a red bull

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  • Lol, it's just a little joke based on the fact that Ancient Greek had both formal and informal greetings, and 'sup is our modern equivalent of an informal greeting. It's quite a stretch, I admit.

    • He should be wearing a backwards hat and holding a red bull

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  • Also surprisingly from ancient Greece:

    • The greeting "'sup"
    • Guys wearing laurel wreaths backwards
    • Tanning salons... but they were just called lawns back then

    • When I tell people I don't know the answer but where they can find it and they don't go and read where I told them to read.

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  • It's not about wanting information. It's about dragging you into an endless, un-resolvable discussion.

    • "Can I help you, sir?"

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  • "Xeno me up, woman!"

    • Mozilla is shutting down Pocket, their read-it-later and content discovery app, and Fakespot, their browser extension that analyzes the authenticity of online product reviews.

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  • Pocket can save the content of an article without the formatting and ads, which you can then download to Pocket's app for offline reading.

    • Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 after passing budget evaluation

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  • For a second I thought "Low quality cropping" was a new c/ being announced.

    • Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 after passing budget evaluation

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