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Sundray
Sundray @ sundray @lemmus.org
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Companionship

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  • Yup! From the NES version.

    • Companionship

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    • I don't like to brag, but

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  • 😲

    • Kanye ass idea

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  • 18+ cousins from now on, Kanye.

    • Definitions

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  • Best weapon in Lies of P.

    • Tesla dumping unsold Cybertrucks at mall parking lot and the city’s fed up

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  • A lot of municipalities have different rules and definitions for "parking" and "long-term parking." In a lot of cases long-term parking is strictly prohibited in places where parking is otherwise encouraged. You can't just leave your vehicle in one place.

    You've got to move it, move it.

    • keep arda clean

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  • Crows are legit amazing.

    • keep arda clean

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  • Do you want Gollums?

    Because that's how you get Gollums.

    • Do you actually audit open source projects you download?

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  • I do not. But then again, I don’t audit the code of the closed source software I use either.

    • keep arda clean

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  • Why couldn't the eagles just take my trash away?!!!

    • WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS

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  • Phillips? JIS? Only way to find out is to ruin that screw!

    • IT’S THE FEDS!

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  • "How many times do I have to tell you, I'm training an AI to shitpost on social media! No, I don't know why!"

    • Every damn night

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  • The thread count also goes from infinite to approaching, but never reaching, zero.

    • TIL the pope used to have a navy.

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  • Oh, so that's why it's called the Holy Sea!

    • Cover of today's newspaper. Nothing to see here.

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  • What mix-up, that picture was meant for the cover of the West ARSEtralian. Someone's getting fired for this one.

    • I got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.

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  • It can be hard to admit when you just don't have any zest for your work.

    • Hot in the car today

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  • cha-cha-cha

    • Today I had a job interview at a mirror factory

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  • Only one round of interviews. Did you get through?

    • If it ain’t broke…

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  • His fashion sense is what got him his place as a founding member of the Pussy Posse.

    • So many

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