stupidcasey @ stupidcasey @lemmy.world

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Wow, that makes more sense in politics than it does in quantum mechanics

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Maybe we can model the quantum world on Politics.

every time a politician has to make a statement he both agrees and disagrees until he knows who the audience.

I always have issues with dns blocking so I tried something sneaky I redirected all DNS requests to 1.1.1.1/1.0.0.1 and it worked brilliantly, for about a month when it stopped working all together, I don’t know if a cache was wiped or google saw what I was doing and made a special exception just for me, obviously I want to believe I’m a special snowflake taking the world’s largest internet company head on in an epic battle of wits and skill but I think the cache thing might be more likely for some reason.

I am not Buying a $500-$1000 console for one game, I did that once for blood Born it’s old obsolete takes up space loud and just another machine requiring updates, I’ll just replay Elden Ring until I die.

I don’t blame anyone for forgetting their password—it’s a dumb system, having to memorize 100 separate 16-digit randomly generated base64 codes that change once a month. However, I do blame them for not using a password manager, and I do blame them for making their problems other people’s problems.

So what? God? But I’m an atheist sooo…. The first cell?

But dad, I wanted the 10gbps model with sfp+ Fiber support!!!

Hon, you don’t even use the 1gbps we have at home.

That’s not the point having a larger bandwidth on the server end removes bottlenecks to multiple simultaneous clients!

You kids with your new words, that’s Skibidi toilet Ohio Rizz alright.

I once saw Caesar dressing.

Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

Jedi:

            I can sense the future.



  

Anakin:

           Really?! What are tomorrows lottery numbers?



  

Jedi:

          Clouded is your destiny.


  

Anakin:

          Oh, ok… why didn’t you guys know about that clone army?


  

Jedi:

          Hmmm, unclear this is.



  

Anakin:

           I see, so the reason you couldn’t tell me my mother was dying or what Count Dooku was up to, or me and Padme are married?



  

Jedi:

           The dark side clouds everything.


  

Anakin:

           Ok, how about this, you let me on the council or I tell the senate that the Jedi are a bunch of frauds.


  

Jedi:

          You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master.


  

there is no evidence that BLEAGH is poisonous, in fact there is no evidence that BLEAGH exists at all, projects like S.E.T.B. (search for extraterrestrial BLEAGH) or BLEAGH foot hunters have spent years searching for BLEAGH but there is rarely any evidence besides tufts of beat hair or random spy satellites.

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

Technically that wolf could be starving to death and the stork could have came and started pecking it unprovoked.

What? Doesn’t this happen to every girl you pass? Hm must just be me.

The whole thing is on the blockchain its a WEB 3.0 phenomenon using Quantum Computing Running on fusion power.

I used to be out of bed and in the car in 5 minutes flat, I don’t know if it because I’m old or I finally noticed I stink but now it takes an hour minimum.

It’s %3 yellow, I’ll give it a %3 pass.

Looks like yo mama has given up street walking and is going door to door now.

What? I was taking the shortest route to save money, besides it’s a rental.

Ladies and gentlemen, our new CEO.

Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it