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spittingimage
spittingimage @ spittingimage @lemmy.world
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  • I'd prefer if Lemmy didn't adopt the 'divorce him/her, hit the gym, lawyer up' rubber stamp comment.

    • TIL there was a woman pope.

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  • I don't think you read that article before posting that headline.

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  • My wife will try to pulse light at me while I'm asleep or in another room.

    • Strength Through Immigration

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  • Every time another part of the world goes through Interesting Times our options for eating out get better.

    I look forward to the upcoming wave of tex-mex and BBQ restaurants.

    • Why does it seem like every other post on here is deleted shortly after being posted?

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  • I guess some people haul their baggage with them wherever they happen to go.

    • When you think about it The Sun is actually at the very bottom.

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  • The enemy's gate is Down.

    • It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.

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  • Hot as in spicy? Yeah. I've made that mistake.

    • Is anyone else suddenly waking up super early for no reason?

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  • Yes I am. Seems to happen to me every time the season changes.

    • what's something from your job that could kill a horror movie monster/villain?

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  • The autopsy saw. It's a gleaming monstrosity of stainless steel designed to part human flesh like Moses parted the red sea. You can stack zombies as deep as you want, the saw won't even slow down. The only thing that will stop it is the length of the mechanical arm it hangs from, because it's unfortunately too heavy for most people to lift.

    • What are your legit experiences where "the obstacle was the way"

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  • Now I want to change my order, because that sounds pretty good.

    • What are your legit experiences where "the obstacle was the way"

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  • I would also like a ham and cheese.

    • What feels legal but isn't?

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  • The US has patented GMO wheat and corn. Agrotech companies have sued farmers for growing wheat from seeds that blew into their fields from a neighbouring property.

    • Does anyone ever miss karma?

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  • No. It encourages people to game the system instead of honestly engaging.

    • what prank/petty revenge did you get away with?

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  • I have a friend who is constitutionally incapable of throwing things away, including the vast number of things she inherited from her mother who bought a second house to store her totally-not-a-hoarding-problem.

    To get back at her for trying to foist some of them on my wife and I, I spend six months hiding Lego minifigs among her ornaments every time we visited her home.

    • What is personally your favorite insult or what is the best comeback you've heard that destroyed someone?

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  • "It could be raining tits and you'd look up and catch a dick."

    • What would you be willing to sacrifice for a better world?

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  • Every last person working to make it a worse world.

    • What are your go-to comfort foods?

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  • Canned Cheese

    That's a thing? I didn't know that was a thing. What's it taste like?

    • In an alternative timeline, you somehow made generative AI (both images and video) before anybody else. Nobody is aware you have it. How do you use/abuse your new tool?

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  • Put it in a drawer, slide it shut. "No-one needs this..."

    • You are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?

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  • "When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya."

    • Coworker responding to chats with AI responses, what do?

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  • If they're using AI to create replies, they're almost certainly not reading them before sending. Maybe have a little fun with that?

    "I'm interested in what you said the other day about converting to Marxism. Where could I read more about it?"