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  • I'm coming to your house. Right now. To eat liquorice in your living room.

  • Never mind karmic debt, you'd carry your student loans over to the next life.

  • I learn current slang just to use it wrong. Nahmean, cringe?

  • What's the girl equivalent of this? I'd like to have some conversations with my wife that don't send her off on list-making/plan-making expeditions or remind her of something she wanted to research on the internet.

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  • OP, are you a billionaire trying to reframe global poverty as me being unwilling to chop my fingers off rather than you being unwilling to share your enormous wealth?

  • Local companies are out-competing the multinational on price, quality and local knowledge. Isn't this the free market working as intended?

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  • See? I knew we'd find a use for him.

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  • Now I really want to answer your rhetorical question, because you've badly misunderstood how popes work.

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  • Monarchs are like cardboard boxes. Someday they'll be useful again, you just know it.

  • I might be okay with specific use cases, but overall no. Why do we need to invent users? Users are a thing that already exists. This is a solution desperately hunting for a problem.

  • I saw two of my friends joking with their father and realised they weren't afraid of him.

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  • Because you're not filtering by your subscribed communities.

  • You are my favourite kind of player.

  • I was watching a Brad Williams clip where he talked about humping John Stamos' leg.

  • I've taken more damage from party members trying to get me under control than from the enemy. Now they keep me on a leash.

  • Someone with no butts on their butt, that's who.

  • Looking up an electricity pylon's skirt.

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  • I've just reviewed your mod log and I'm pretty sure the problem is you.

  • They've always got evidence that they're going to show us... soon.

    Not today.

    But soon.

    They can't say when.

    Only that it'll be soon.

    Soon.