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spittingimage
spittingimage @ spittingimage @lemmy.world
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What seemingly random thing do you vehemently hate?

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  • When people let their phones ring endlessly. For God's sake - either answer it or mute it, don't just ignore it!

    • What seemingly random thing do you vehemently hate?

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  • Especially when I have socks on.

    Living dangerously there, aincha?

    • How do you know you aren't smart?

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  • Last week I moved the cheesegrater so I could look behind it... for the cheesegrater.

    • What's the dumbest way you've seen someone get fired?

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  • One of my current co-workers. In his previous job, his company had him managing a warehouse by himself. Doing all the work, including the jobs that by the company handbook required two people and protective gear that they also didn't provide. When they were finished with that place they fired him for 'working unsafely'.

    Not his responsibility, but still a dumb way to get rid of an excess employee.

    • What specific traits or habits do people close to you recognize that would reveal an impostor trying to mimic you?

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  • Well, I shoot myself in the head a lot. It's a habit I'm trying to -- whoops! There I go again.

    • Why do wet dogs shake themselves dry? Neuroscience [finally] has an answer

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  • I had no idea it was such a mystery why wet dogs shake themselves dry.

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  • What do you think of me eating the last of the chocolate when my SO used the last of the milk?

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  • I see some of the strangest questions in the sub. Objectively awful thing that only benefits a morally bankrupt few - yes or no?

    • For those who work at night... Do you have any problems to falling asleep and waking well rested during the day?

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  • I certainly did. Rarely managed to get more than 5 - 6 hours sleep, spent half my time in an exhausted daze.

    • More money than the global economy

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  • What for? We haven't used up the old one yet.

    • If time were able to get tangled in knots, how do you imagine experiencing the knots would be like?

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  • Get killed in the background of Attack of the Clones like everyone else!

    • If time were able to get tangled in knots, how do you imagine experiencing the knots would be like?

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  • I've been downvoted by someone who wants to have sex with their time-clone! Or possibly a kinky Lower Cretaceous butterfly.

    • If time were able to get tangled in knots, how do you imagine experiencing the knots would be like?

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  • Well, I imagine rule 3 of time travel will apply.

    • Don't change the outcome of WWII.
    • Don't kill your grandfather.
    • Don't have sex with your self from another point in your personal timeline.
    • Don't add yourself into background scenes on the Death Star in Star Wars.
    • Don't step on butterflies in the Lower Cretaceous period.

    • Why do masks make people so angry?

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  • Isn't it about five years too late to be asking this question?

    • Americans will ruin America for Americans.

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  • The wealthy have an out. Peter Thiel, for example. He has a private compound in New Zealand he can bug out to if it gets too hot where he is right now.

    • During your acupuncture session, somewhere else in the world a small doll that looks like you is having a very rough time

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  • I'd be kind of impressed with myself if someone disliked me enough to make a voodoo doll of me.

    • What are some small things that grind your gears?

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  • Local council food scrap bags. We're supposed to separate our food waste and store it in compostable bags made of cornstarch plastic. Which start to break down the moment you put something wet in there, like food tends to be. How hard is it to design a bag that stays intact from Wednesday to Wednesday?!

    Whatever, now my wife has her own compost bin I can cut out the middle man.

    • Social media needs a "filter out all political content" buttom on setting.

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  • I would LOVE that.

    • What's the longest you've ever had to wait in line to vote? Where in the world?

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  • About an hour. New Zealand. Things weren't well-organised that day.

    • A 7 day workweek becomes the global standard. How do you cope?

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  • By changing the global standard.