son_named_bort @ son_named_bort @lemmy.world

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I'm just keeping it real

Do they have edible lingerie?

You can't control whose mind to read and must read the mind of every person you're around all of the time. You become overwhelmed with all the mind reading.

You get struck by lightning

And you may say to yourself "this is not my dog"

And you may say to yourself "this is not my house"

The clocks that use Roman numerals mix in letters.

Have you seen how much cottages go for? It makes sense that it would take two people to afford a one bedroom cottage. And since there's only one bedroom then there's no need for a second bed.

No Samuel L. Jackson?

Pi is exactly 3!

They would've made it if they'd only put 15 more miles behind her.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Rocko's Modern Life yet

They never outright said that she wasn't.

People named: A man a plan a canal Panama

I'll start my own leftism, with Blackjack and hookers! If fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.

Ding dryer's done

Ding dryer's done

Ding dryer's done

Ding dryer's done

I gotta run

I gotta run

I gotta run

I gotta run

2 + 2 = 4

2 x 2 = 4

3 + 3 = 6

Therefore 3 x 3 = 6

The Simpsons

I hated Donald Trump long before he became president.

I wonder if it was a rights issue. Konami made the arcade game while all of the Simpsons games on the NES/SNES/Genesis/Game Boy/Game Gear were published by Acclaim.