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This could be the cover of “America: The Downfall”. What a cringey country of losers. Not all of you, I know! So many good people living amongst so much trash.

I really hope you all can get through whatever the hell is happening down there.

He’s a keeper.

Y’all, is it possible that both parties are fucking terrible and don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves?

Yeah, Congress’ll get right on that.

Ahh so cute!

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A lesson societies keep taking longer and longer to relearn between revolutions. We’re all too comfortable with our bread and circuses to bother revolting. Not until we literally can’t get food, water, and / or shelter will we decide it’s finally high time we made examples of some of these colossal assholes.

I’m sure we’ll see those lower grocery prices and not just watch the Westons get richer.

That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.

This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.

A better use of protest time would be a general strike. Protesting does little more than slow these assholes down in traffic.

That’s generous!

Imagine you’re in Photoshop “retouching” your own portrait. First, you remove the little bit of makeup that smudged near your eye. Fair enough. It was distracting. But now that it’s gone, your eye sees a wrinkle and decides that’s probably distracting too.

Now the wrinkle’s gone and you’re studying the image again. Aha! A mole near your temple! That can go, too.

So now the makeup smudge, the wrinkle, and the mole are gone. You study the image again for flaws…

And that’s how it happens. Every time you “fix” something you re-evaluate and will always find something to change because your goal has slowly shifted from making you beautiful by reducing “distractions”, it’s to find and fix “flaws” which, turns out, are infinite when you take this approach.

Fake eye lashes. Holy God do they look stupid but somehow are so normalized. No idea how some women find the courage to walk outside with what look to me like Muppet eyes.

For the love of God ladies, tone it down. Your eyes are beautiful as they are! Mascara is one thing, but if I feel a fucking breeze every time you blink, it’s gone too far.

Jack Black. Seems like a nice dude, but he’s a an annoying presence in every movie he’s in. His is the definition of a “sweat act”.

They will weave an historically large American flag to cover the entire event.

I’d love nothing more than to vacuum up a bunch of little Steve Millers.

I’d put ChatGPT in the white house over Trump every day of the week.

To the people who need reaching about this, any number will be scary and confusing…

Just remember that good relationships never end in breakups. So you’re mourning the idea of a successful relationship you thought you had or wanted to have (perfectly normal thing to grieve over!), but you can also celebrate that you’re now one major hurdle closer to the right relationship.

It’s a fresh start and now you’re armed with a whole lot more knowledge about what your boundaries should be, what to look for (or out for) next time.

Basically, the glass is half full! In fact, it’s more full than empty if you really take stock.

Yeah, we should be studying how Trump won anyone at all. Pretty sure it all comes down to lack of education. Which is, of course, by design.