Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Why can't everybody just rind their own business?

The genoseed hasn't been talked about enough.

I dunno, while I support everyone's right to their own beliefs, some of their past actions and even current doctrine do not sit well with me.

The Catholics aren't much better.

Why does everything taste like smegma?

No more high warp travel, Brother and Sister.

Never had one rust out of me yet. Driving through puddles is a great underwash.

This is usually my go-to, but I've started washing my car by hand every 2 years or so whether it needs it or not.

By extension that means we can also reprogram alien satellites and probes. So why aren't we??

While I doubt the Klingons would ever choose to ally themselves with the Jedi (because why would a warrior race need allies), they would certainly find the Jedi to be noble warriors, and worthy of honor.

Now, if there ever came to be a Klingon Jedi… that would be one formidable being.

QIp tera'ngagvetlh'e'.

…and you're in your 50s.

Smaller (6 passenger) buses running autonomously. We're not there yet with the autonomy, but there's no reason to stick with one size of bus. Sure, keep big ones on major routes, but use smaller ones for small routes. Heck, make those routes on-demand.

Packaged in plastic? I can guarantee that any hydrogen that had been "infused" was long gone before it got to the consumer.

That's his videos now. Get you to watch them to hype Crunch Labs.

Aren't infant trunks non-prehensile at that age? Do they just fling it around until they can catch it in their mouth?

The disarming route:

You: Can I have a raise? Pest: What? I can't give you one, I'm not your boss. You: Say that last part again slowly. [insert raise eyebrows here for emphasis]

Right there with you.

unchecked drooling intensifies

Those are just complex.

Ok wanna hear my theory on angels?

First, this presumes all accounts are true, so if you can't get by that, stop here.

The people on record of having seen angels describe them as having "wings" and "eyes", however as these people were very likely agricultural in nature (farmers, herders, etc.) they may have simply described what they saw with the closest analogies they had. What they actually saw could have been something much different, but so far beyond their experience that they couldn't describe them any other way.

Hypothesis: angels are actually higher dimensional beings that exist in more than 3 dimensions, and intersect part of their being to our 3 dimensions in order to interact with us. "Wings" and "eyes", along with "wheels within wheels" could be undulations, harmonics, ripples, echoes, sympathetic frequencies of their actual presence that we interpret as best we can. It's like when the sphere visits Flatland, we are seeing multidimensional cross sections of them, which give them such an otherworldly appearance.

They're not negative, thus they're positive.